Oblivious
Kuwait
Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
Jololol
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
lawoman27
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
DEDMan
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Daddy issues
Today, we got our daughter's birth certificate. Turns out my husband thought it would be funny to give her a middle name, which we never discussed, and he picked one to sound funny. Not actually going to tell the internet her name, but it’s as bad as calling a boy Ben Dover. I’m furious. FML
auraya1985
United Kingdom
Classic
Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML
Anonymous
Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML
Miss_Blaine
Houston, United States
Today, I learned that my husband and I share the same taste in men. FML
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smashitup 0
he's a keeper.
fyourl 0
I think I'll name my daughter Raven Riley.
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wordgirl 0
There is no way to write all the profanity your disgusting creep of a husband has caused my brain to silently spew. How in the world are you going to live with that?
wordgirl 0
Don't you now wonder if he's got sexual feelings when he talks to her or says her name or plays with her? That is SO f-d up, girl. SO f-d up.
the_question_mar 0
LMFAO what's her name
Saphira_fml 0
what was the name? Jena?
SanctusMilitus 0
Divorce that sick **** and get your daughter's name legally changed. I like **** as much as the next guy, but you have to ask yourself, what kind of degenerate names his daughter after a **** star?
gazerock123 0
That's very disgusting... That's like saying your husband has sexual thoughts every time his daughter's name is mentioned...
merryprankster 0
#112, I know just how you feel. My name is Jenna...
amperjess 0
#112, #124 I know how you feel too, my nickname in middle school was Jessie Jane from my first and middle name...Jesse Jane is one of the biggest **** stars in the business.
cyxceven 0
Daddy's little girl.
keax_fml 0
what a jackass!