Oblivious
Kuwait
Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
Jololol
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
lawoman27
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
DEDMan
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Daddy issues
Today, we got our daughter's birth certificate. Turns out my husband thought it would be funny to give her a middle name, which we never discussed, and he picked one to sound funny. Not actually going to tell the internet her name, but it’s as bad as calling a boy Ben Dover. I’m furious. FML
auraya1985
United Kingdom
Classic
Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML
Anonymous
Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML
Miss_Blaine
Houston, United States
Today, I learned that my husband and I share the same taste in men. FML
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smashitup 0
he's a keeper.
fyourl 0
I think I'll name my daughter Raven Riley.
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brazillianbabe 0
Name your future son, that ex that every once in a while you wonder what would have been, and dont tell your hubby :)
MOL_fml 0
Name your next child after a Jonas Brother just to piss him off.
C_Wicked27 0
Wow, you married the classiest guy in the universe. FYL.
neworleanz9thwd 0
This post was halarious yet also disturbing. Does this mean whenever he see his daughter or calls her name he thinks of his favorite **** star??? You should watch him closely around her....
life_is_life 0
ur husbands a creep. keep ur daughter away from him lol and f her life more than urs :P
survivalism 0
Wow, if only you had nine months to figure that out beforehand. Seriously, how did you NOT know that?
jonnymohio 2
Could be worse. His favorite **** star could've been male.
dantheman_fml 0
#30 i was thinking the same thing.. hahahahahahahah " i cant believe you let me name her after my fav pornstar" " wtf when did i agree to that "....
game_over_fml 0
HAHAHA!!! I'd do the same just to see if my wife would catch it! AND #64 #65 are BOTH right, you gotta do that sh*t!!!
Crazi_Me 0
Wow that pretty much sucks. After hearing this though I have to wonder how my parents came up wiht my name. Yeah Chenoa Bree sounds like a **** star name to me!!!