Oblivious
Kuwait
Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
Jololol
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
lawoman27
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
DEDMan
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Daddy issues
Today, we got our daughter's birth certificate. Turns out my husband thought it would be funny to give her a middle name, which we never discussed, and he picked one to sound funny. Not actually going to tell the internet her name, but it’s as bad as calling a boy Ben Dover. I’m furious. FML
auraya1985
United Kingdom
Classic
Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML
Anonymous
Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML
Miss_Blaine
Houston, United States
Today, I learned that my husband and I share the same taste in men. FML
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smashitup 0
he's a keeper.
fyourl 0
I think I'll name my daughter Raven Riley.
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Barthez01 0
LEGEND!!!
jen_kay 0
lol. I feel bad for you now, but just imagine how your daughter is going to react when she finds out shes named after a **** star. Yeah, hes a real keeper.
Rawrrr14 0
lmao, I love how everyone is posting names of **** stars. wow, are you going to tell your daughter?
jaybrown 0
#15 I actually have the displeasure to know what you're talking about. That's nasty...
Jem0_0 0
Gianna? Luci? Sasha? Nautica? Lily? Brittney?
Unknown_user23 0
MAN THAT IS JUST SOOO GOD DAMN NASTY.... Your husbad is realy messed up! I think you should get him togo to councelling or something just because of that
primogen18 0
that is wrong on so many levels...
loveyababe 0
Crystal Chandelier? that would suck
AnneFTW 17
OMG What an ass. Why would he want to be reminded of a **** star when he says his daughter's name..? That's just sick. I want to know what the name is! You should've picked your child's name because men are idiots.
BluEG0pher 0
Jenna Jameson? Tera Patrick? Gina Lynn? Katie Morgan? Jenna Haze?. lol which one is it?!!! Your husband is a legend and will go down in Man History