Health, Doctor, Medication and Painful: Thanks for your help - FML

Thanks for your help

By Anonymous - 26/11/2022 12:00 - Germany - Emden

Today, I asked a gynecologist if there’s any help for my boobs feeling like giant bruises one week out of three. Her reply was, “If you’re not willing to take pain killers for it, it can’t be that bad.” FML

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McCheese09 10

Saturday 26 November 2022 18:59

You should have asked a mammologist instead of a gynecologist.

AxcentStar 18

Saturday 26 November 2022 23:03

Hi! I’m from Germany too and there are Tablets that can help: Mastodynon by Bionorica. But please get another opinion and check your breasts regularly

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 26 November 2022 16:24

She's in the pocket of Big Pharma! Send me a pic and I'll prescribe a non-pharmaceutical regimen to get relief. Trust me, I'm a nice guy.

McCheese09 10

Saturday 26 November 2022 18:59

You should have asked a mammologist instead of a gynecologist.

AxcentStar 18

Saturday 26 November 2022 23:03

Hi! I’m from Germany too and there are Tablets that can help: Mastodynon by Bionorica. But please get another opinion and check your breasts regularly

Justkidding100 39

Sunday 27 November 2022 16:55

confused because what else did you want? you have pain and said no to painkillers?

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