Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Daddy issues
Today, we got our daughter's birth certificate. Turns out my husband thought it would be funny to give her a middle name, which we never discussed, and he picked one to sound funny. Not actually going to tell the internet her name, but it’s as bad as calling a boy Ben Dover. I’m furious. FML
Classic
Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML
Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML
Today, I learned that my husband and I share the same taste in men. FML
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smashitup 0
he's a keeper.
fyourl 0
I think I'll name my daughter Raven Riley.
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bollywood_rocks 0
OP, in addition to telling the name,HOW did you find out? I'm pretty sure hubby didn't saunter into the house one day and say "oh by the way I named Gianna after my favorite **** star" OR Maybe he named the baby as a homage to the **** star: he had watched her before he had sex with you the day the baby was conceived?
paperplanes92 0
wtf? ew...
Carribu 0
I ******* LOL'D @ #81. It's sucks too because some **** star first names are regular names. So stuff like Jenna, Gina, Katie...etc...Just tell her that Daddy was hittin' a few that night if she ever suspects anything. That way, you can twist it around.
Karnezar 2
A stripper name would be Candy, however, thats not her birth name >_> A stripper could be named Sally for all anyone knows, so anyone could be named after a stripper. Intentionally, though, is a different matter.
liljon3 0
thats so creepy and gross
JennyWren 0
it's been said, but i'll say it again... ...her name must be chastity.
cartering 0
As long as her name isn't Jenna, you shouldn't worry
prettiep 0
lol at #1
lalalove94 0
oh hes definately a keeper.
Tickle_Me_Kiki 0
That is disgusting and incestuous.