Oblivious
Kuwait
Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
Jololol
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
lawoman27
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
DEDMan
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Daddy issues
Today, we got our daughter's birth certificate. Turns out my husband thought it would be funny to give her a middle name, which we never discussed, and he picked one to sound funny. Not actually going to tell the internet her name, but it’s as bad as calling a boy Ben Dover. I’m furious. FML
auraya1985
United Kingdom
Classic
Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML
Anonymous
Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML
Miss_Blaine
Houston, United States
Today, I learned that my husband and I share the same taste in men. FML
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smashitup 0
he's a keeper.
fyourl 0
I think I'll name my daughter Raven Riley.
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Comments (267)
um_duh 0
If her name is oxsana she's bound to be a *****
NeverBAckDown_fml 0
COURTNEY!!!!
mf_fml 0
hahaha, #19—"her name is CHASTITY, and she is white trash. just like you, hillbilly." sorry, couldn't help but lighten this ******-up fml with a 'wedding crashers' quote.
xClarkGable 0
People, it's not even a big deal. Some pornstars have pretty names. My friend's mom got her name out of a Penthouse magazine. Audry Bitoni has a perfectly normal name and she's a pornstar.
bsmith9942 11
It more the fact that when thinking up names for his daughter he decided to name her after a sex icon. Which means every time he says his daughters name he will think of the **** star. He is associating his daughter with his sexual fantasies.
so_me_fml 0
This website is so amazing at preparing me for the future. Note to self #64293: always check name origins and/or celebrity namesakes before dubbing any and all future children.
ayuhme 0
i choose f her life
gigi37 0
I feel bad for the daughter if she ever decides to ask you on how you choose her name
miranda_panda 0
i really wanna know what her name is. it's probably normal though or else you would've noticed sooner.
plexico 4
What's the problem? Christy Canyon is a nice name! Now, if you named her Johnny Holmes, you and your kid have problems!
SortaBlack 0
Yurizan beltran? Then he has good taste