Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Top comments
mintcar 10
Haha, move on. She's not worth it.
climbthoserocks 6
Well, she seems like a keeper.
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Comments (140)
hcovballer247 0
Haha well ur life sucks doesn't it
gabrielle78 0
ahahaha SHE deserved it..u can do better
121213barbie 0
Aw that sucks! i'm sure you can do much better than her!
btor417 0
your cute
SoulessRed 0
That more of an fherl, it's good for u
Kiimy_fml 0
More like f your girlfriends life!!! HAHA that's too funny! Never trust your parents!!
sbjess 8
yeah either she's using the fake trip as a lame excuse to break up with you or she's really that shallow...either way she learned from her parents...and better to learn now than later
DocBastard 40
If you love her, let her go. If she doesn't come back, she was never yours to have. If she does come back, slap her in the face, call her a cold-hearted bitch, and laugh heartily as you slam the door in her face. I should totally write cards for Hallmark.
rattusrattus 19
I would buy your cards. So much better than the fluff they make.
zp5 4
I would definitely buy those cards! This is how it would be like for me: *ex girlfriend knocks at my door* "Hey. I'm sorry for what I did, and I want you back." me - "I got this card for you." ex girlfriend - "What is this?" me - "Payback, bitch!" *slams door in her face and laughs evilly*
MiaStarFire 2
You probably sucked as a boyfriend to begin with so you deserve it!
StephWALKER 17
and you know that how?
juicey_j 0
:D
mike3775 39
Wow, so her parents lied to her to get her to break up with you, and she did? That shows how much she thinks of you. Be glad she took the trip(even if it was a lie), because now you see that she only cares about money