Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend told me that her parents have a bet going on when we are going to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML
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Top comments
mintcar 10
Haha, move on. She's not worth it.
climbthoserocks 6
Well, she seems like a keeper.
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Comments (140)
melibear89 7
shallow bitch.
Buddy360 0
Wow, obviously she didn't care too much for you do just move on.
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
She was not the girl for you then. If you were her true love she would not have done that. :(
sourgirl101 29
You would want to get back together with a girl that dumped you for a trip? No sir! it's time to move on.
geekychick 1
dude your life doesn't suck!! her parents did you a favor. you no longer have to date that bimbo.
Zebidee 9
I already live in Europe, and I'D have broken up with you for a trip here...
ohthebloodygore 16
I'm with Zebidee! Especially if it was to the UK I think I still would have a chance to watch the game Live. That's always more important!
Zebidee 9
Hmmm - now I think of it, it's more of a FYGF's life. She's the one that got ripped off for a trip to Europe. Guys are a dime a dozen, but who could turn down a chance to go to Paris and stalk Sirin? I know that's why I'm here.
Sirin_fml 47
Did someone say Sirin? That's right: the Eyes watch, the Feet counter-stalk, and the Hands pickpocket your wallet.
ohthebloodygore 16
Zebidee, you're right, first to the UK to see MAN. City beat, then to Paris to stalk Sirin. Sirin, I am completely and utterly obsessed with you. You turn me on, but this isn't anything new.
Zebidee 9
I see a road trip in our futures Gore. You bring the gaffer tape and I'll bring the ropes. We can meet at the Mona Lisa in the Louvre, just for some added Dan Brown-ish drama. Then we get a room at The Ritz, and charge the breakages on a stolen FML corporate card... Later on, we can race cars through the Alma Tunnel while photographing each other.
DocBastard 40
Zeb, have I mentioned before that you're a little bit evil? I clearly underestimated your evil.
Zebidee 9
Hell, the gaffer tape is for me, Doc, to cover my eyes. There's no way I want to see what those two get up to...
BounceBallBiatch 0
I would dump you...
omfgomfgomf 0
She seems to be shallow...
GotALife 11
Her parents must REALLY hate you
beanie69 0
well if traveling was more important then you.... than you weren't that important. at least you found out she was a douche ass!!