Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend told me that her parents have a bet going on when we are going to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML
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mintcar 10
Haha, move on. She's not worth it.
climbthoserocks 6
Well, she seems like a keeper.
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Comments (140)
ohthebloodygore 16
SG, we don't know the whole story. It might be possible that they were barely together for 2 weeks, OP treated her like crap, and she was already going to leave him but the offer of Europe arose and she took it.
hcovballer247 0
But thinkin about it...i would dump my boyfriend to go on a trip to europe. Like really...its europe!!
sourgirl101 29
OBG,(damn that makes me want to make a doctor's app.) LOL. I agree with you 100%! If the OP was worth a dime, there's no way any trip would tempt the girlfriend other than having a crappy BF. I was just replying to Chris saying just get back together.
sk3l370n 0
you should put a tomato on her pillow
silverstream20 20
parenting win
grandpaearthling 2
that's f#*king great. I'm calling my daughter now and offering her a trip to Europe.
metalcruton 0
bitches b crazy
phippsy95 2
so a 2 year old can go out with a 8 year old?
OtherSideOfStory 3
Today, i broke up with my boyfriend after being told by my parents that they would send me to Europe if i did. They lied. FML
fakEwOrLD 0
smart girl...was probably looking for a way to break up with u n took the opportunity! you said girlfriend? ? assuming u two back together