Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend told me that her parents have a bet going on when we are going to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
mintcar 10
Haha, move on. She's not worth it.
climbthoserocks 6
Well, she seems like a keeper.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (140)
Marce_12 0
**** YOUR LIFE!
deerescu 1
must hate you
valri3 0
That's sad.
GruntyGunner 0
Wow the parents are fuckhng hors
NinjaCookie 0
wooow.. what a nice little bunch.. looks like shes following a bit to closely in her parents foot steps.. next thing you know she'll be begging for your forgiveness because she was "lying".
annaivey115 0
wow, thats cold. i would just get over her. if you would take a trip over you, then shes not worth it. itll be ok /:
dansco 25
Worked out well for you then...
supahnazi 0
dnt be mad at her parents ever. they did u a huge favor
Macadamia_fml 0
Today, my parents offered me a trip to Europe if I broke up with my boyfriend. I jumped at the opportunity and immediately broke up with him. They were lying. FML.
HansHansen 8
That **** isn't worth it, you can do way better.