Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML
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Top comments
mintcar 10
Haha, move on. She's not worth it.
climbthoserocks 6
Well, she seems like a keeper.
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Comments (140)
DjeePee 25
Didn't you know that it is so wrong to date a 12 year old?
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
She told me she was 13! hell what was that rule, half yer age minus 7?
sourgirl101 29
Well someone almost remembered my rule!(: It's half your age "plus" 7.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
So I can't date 1 year olds?
sourgirl101 29
Example you're 20years old Half of 20 is 10 plus 7= you may date a 17 year old. I'm not sure how old you are Sean, but I'm going to say "you" can date a one year old. Only because you may have lots in common.(:
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
I know how to do math(: And I'm only 16 in human years! Also, I'm offended! I could hardly relate to a 1 year old! Definitely think I'm more along the lines of an autistic 2 year old!
DjeePee 25
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ohthebloodygore 16
52, I'm going to say you're an idiot just for the autistic comment.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Um, why?
jeszicalynn06 0
ohthebloodygore, why do u call everyone an idiot?? also, the autism comment was a joke. so either lighten up or get off of a site that was mainly made so people can make fun of other peoples sucky lives lol Jesus christ.
nycy 0
Hah she called him an idiot yet she can't use capital letters.
Zmeilerr 22
She obviously doesn't love you then.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I would've agreed too and then would've taken you with me on the trip. If she was up front about pretending to break up with you then no harm. If she seriously broke up with you, you got off easy. Not many of us get to know the character of our SOs until it's too late.
justbigbs 6
Well at least you know what type of person she is before you get serious and yay no christmas gift for her, LOL
Mons_fml 27
he could send her a dead animal, some coal and some pics of famous European sightseeings. aaah im a genius.
perdix 31
There was no such offer -- she just made that up to make you think the parents were the "bad cop." If it were genuine, she could have dumped you, taken the trip and reunited (Peaches n Herb) with you when she got back. What are the parents going to do? Repossess the trip? She just didn't want to tell you the truth about why she wanted to dump you.
Cass3m0 0
OP's ex is clearly selfish. She'll probably want to get back with him.
storylogan 0
She sounds like one hardcore BITCH! Move along kidd(: there's better.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Well obviously! There's you(:
melissa_cheslik 3
you could do 10 million times better. obviously she's a bitch.
Doortje 30
You might not see it now, but her parents did you a HUGE favor :)
UpsidedownKayak 9
That sucks for your ex-girlfriend because now she is alone, she was lied to, and she is stuck at home with indian giving parents. Yes, FHL OP, stop being so self centered. JK That sucks!