Hide and seek champion

By Anonymous - 20/12/2010 17:09 - United States

Today, I was playing hide and seek with a few friends. I hid in the bathroom, under the sink in a cabinet. I ended up having to sit there quiet as a mouse while my grandfather took an incredibly long and vile dump. I was too afraid to move. Let's just say he didn't rush it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 308
You deserved it 9 847

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Hide n' seek rule #146 - Never hide in a bathroom

that sucks! you're lucky he didn't open it up looking for more toilet paper or something, he'd be like wtf!!

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kelly0928 0

wow your life really does suck

Sucks ass... Literally

epic profile pic >.>

snickers001 0

#23 really kid stfu do u stay on this thing 24:7 really cuz ur gas faggot ass needs to shut the hell up cuz now it's getting u into BIG trouble ........

haha yeah those are the kinds of things that scar people for life..

I bet he had Mexican food for dinner, too, didn't he?

Shookitup 0

Gross visuals -.-

Shookitup 0

Gross visuals -.-

Haha, should of picked some where else.

fuck yo couch nigga you ignorant

IRULE010 13

Your mother should 'have' killed you. I thought I'd go grammar Nazi on you :)

ShadyFTW1 0

Ignorance don't attempt to be clever if you can't even recognize gender.

H3ALTHFR3AK 0

gj Ignorance/shady you both catch peoples mistakes far better than I do. <3

renaet 0

ewwww

NikeNation187 0

ghvvv

He probably had Taco Bell.

you deserve it for hiding under the sink in the bathroom.

Something very similar happened to me once...

nikki456123 0

how old r u?

Fortuitous 0

Yo. You type real nice. May I ask you the same question?

Laugh. Out. Loud. You, sir, are a win in itself. :D

Hide n' seek rule #146 - Never hide in a bathroom

Or just lock the door, and you've pretty much won.

KingDingALing 9

Rule #1 of life: Never say "oh shit" while you're having sex.

that sucks! you're lucky he didn't open it up looking for more toilet paper or something, he'd be like wtf!!

or he would have a heart attack.

if he had the shit scared out of him then the op wouldn't have to worry about his grandpa not rushing it

kristen1823 0

HAHA!

YDI for not making sure he didn't fall in.

Your next game should be "Hide and go fuck yourself." I'll hide. What'll you do?

Damn it Doc! What did I tell you about playing guessing games?

PuppiesFTW 5

You told him if he ever plays the guessing game.....he will end up nowhere with hungry bears and wolves and a knife in his neck. D:

WTF? That wasn't one of Doc's options! However, it is the one I'd pick!