Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend told me that her parents have a bet going on when we are going to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML
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Top comments
mintcar 10
Haha, move on. She's not worth it.
climbthoserocks 6
Well, she seems like a keeper.
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Comments (140)
Yodimon 0
Well, hey, if she did it for the trip to Europe, you might still have a chance...
Guido25897 4
Not an FML, that's a win. She just got a slap to the face from life.
RAUN 8
Maybe she'll go further with you now that she is not going to Europe.
b3tazoid 5
I live in Europe, it's not THAT good.
XxMercyxX 1
Brandon?
zee12101 11
You should thank her parents.
Karsin 5
If she dumped you for a trip, you really should take a good look at your relationship before thinking about trying again with her.
randome101 12
Dont take her back
janro72 10
This is like that one episode of awkward I watched
fieraislife 12
She DI