Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML
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Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Today, after my wife and I have been trying for a baby for 2 years, I found out she's still on the pill. Apparently when she was a teen she had bad period cramps, so her doctor gave her the pill for the pain. She never realized it stops pregnancy. FML
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML
Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
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The_good_times 0
So your girlfriend is a crazy psycho bitch, no big deal right?
flcl2 2
what a bitch, she wanted to trap you into a relationship by getting herself knocked up. jeez, this is EVERY guys worse fear, that their girlfriend would do this. that's why you gotta wrap it up man, even If it doesn't feel as good, or ***** like this will keep you from being with the girl you really want.
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Comments (322)
flower_minnie 0
Several points. 1: That sucks, I think your gf is deranged. 2: So you date someone for 3 months, or less, before having sex? How is that enough time to tell if they're crazy? 3: I agree with modigliana #313, it's really not the girl's sole responsibility to prevent pregnancy, no matter how many guys want to make it that way. Unless she poked holes in your condoms, which you do not indicate you used, or somehow managed to steal your sperm, it's also your fault.
corran006 0
This one is simple, she is a bitch and she lied. This is not failed birth control, this is her desideing on her own that she will just come off the pill to become pregnant, This is why we need the male pill so woman can't go ooops i forgot. Getting to know her better might have helped but you never know with some woman, using a condom might have been smart.
corran006 0
Now if she became pregnant, because of failed birth control not used at all, I would say, it takes two to tango, and they are both responsible. But when you lie and knowingly stop taking the pill, with the knowledge that you will most likely become pregnant, this is a whole another story IMO. This is clearly her fault, she choose to stop using birth control without having a conversation with her boyfriend, she could have said, I want a baby, or I don;t want to take the pill anymore He could have, stopped having sex, or used a condom if that was her choice. But of course he was never given this choice, she took it upon her self to make all the choice for him.
vikki80 0
did you fail math? 5 months pregnant means 5months off the pill, not two
phishlips 0
Holy fvck dude... You have a very rocky road ahead of you. Such early deception must be met with prudence: do a paternity test.
The_Bear_Jew 0
Jesus christ people.. How is it HIS fault that he was lied to? If you're in a relationship, you Trust the other person, and she said she was still on the pill. Obviously, he would, and did, trust her. She lied, if he leaves, it's HER fault. You guys don't need to worry, nor should you care, about what happens to the baby, that's THEIR business.
BeachPanda 0
u were drunk at the time u dont remember
Cnote231 0
just because she was taking birth control doesn't mean that you shouldn't wear a condom! that was a mistake on both of you're parts!
Spectre39 1
This is why a vasectomy is such win. There are plenty of rabid crazy "mombies" out there just waiting to trap you. Be like that guy in the epic craigslist story where he had one in secret, and then his GF tried to "oops" him. This may be controversial, but if more guys made up their minds earlier in life whether they wanted kids or not, then this life-breaking accident can be avoided by getting a vasectomy before sleeping around. Get off the fence, before an "oops" changes your mind on the subject so quick your head will spin.
David199619 8
Damn number 64 are you psychic?