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By used - 02/11/2020 20:08 - Japan - Kobe

Today, I noticed that my girlfriend only texts me when she needs help with her homework. FML

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You deserved it 121

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By hopeless - 14/02/2015 20:04 - Canada - Halifax

Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML

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By anon - 30/08/2016 18:32 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML

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You deserved it 2 333

By KalaKa - 20/12/2014 20:45 - United States

Today, I sent my girlfriend a long-overdue message telling her I feel like she doesn't really care about me any more, that it seems like she only ever calls me when she needs money, and that I'm even starting to suspect she may be cheating on me. 14 hours later, she replied: "TL;DR". FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 958

You deserved it 3 792

By drunkdial - 06/01/2010 05:53 - France

Today, I realized that the only time my girlfriend ever calls me is when she's drunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 336

You deserved it 4 604

By SugarMyBalls - 19/12/2012 23:31 - United States - Winder

Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 517

You deserved it 3 149

By UnfortunatelySingle - 21/07/2015 06:15 - United States - Portland

Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML

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You deserved it 3 374

By Anonymous - 22/10/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me on facebook to stop calling/texting her because she lost her phone. Right under her post was "sent from facebook for iPhone." FML

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You deserved it 4 661

By Anonymous - 29/03/2015 19:54 - United States - Wheaton

Today, my girlfriend hasn't spoken to me in a week, so I gave her a call. No reply. I texted her, and got a text back saying: "Sorry, dude. Better luck next time!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 170

You deserved it 2 528

By Tyto - 03/03/2017 14:00 - United States - Lewes

Today, I learned that the only reason my girlfriend stayed with me is because I drove us to school every morning. FML

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You deserved it 589

By thedudeman14 - 05/11/2014 22:21 - United States - Deer Park

Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 436

You deserved it 3 172

Bogrbon 27

Monday 2 November 2020 20:25

Are you sure she's your girlfriend and not your study buddy?

RichardPencil 30

Monday 2 November 2020 20:56

Or maybe you're the tutor-for-sex? Make sure you're getting paid before the term ends. You wouldn't want to get stiffed, so to speak.

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Bogrbon 27

Monday 2 November 2020 20:25

Are you sure she's your girlfriend and not your study buddy?

RichardPencil 30

Monday 2 November 2020 20:56

Or maybe you're the tutor-for-sex? Make sure you're getting paid before the term ends. You wouldn't want to get stiffed, so to speak.

kfchicken 31

Tuesday 3 November 2020 1:13

sounds like you're in great shape for no nut November. you should thank her for being so helpful

lev 11

Tuesday 3 November 2020 6:48

does she call you in other cases?

HootyHoops1300 11

Wednesday 4 November 2020 0:32

that ain't your girlfriend bro.

Morgan Meyer 4

Friday 6 November 2020 6:53

We all deserve someone who prefers our company over all others...whether that is a human or a pet lol, but it's true. Everyone has a fav person, so who's yours when the chips are down? THAT is what you're looking for...think back to before you met her. Everybody forgets that they existed just fine before they met 'THE LOVE OF THEIR LIFE'....but they did, they existed :)