Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML
Today, I realised that every morning my girlfriend gets me to help her put on a locket her ex-boyfriend bought her on Valentine's Day. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, I found out that my ex gifted a special handcrafted necklace I made for him to his new girlfriend. She wears it on all her socials. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML
Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML
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Rocco1990 0
I'm sorry but Twilight is shit. Vampires are supposed to be dark and intimidating not gay shirtless sparkling guys. Twilight is an unrealistic fantasy for shallow pre teen girls.
vetter_fml 0
get a picture of a hot girl and set it as your phone background. But make sure the girl is actually hot. I can't tell much about Taylor because everything about Twilight makes my skin crawl.
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Comments (277)
saranottelling 7
Can you blame her? If she likes Twilight all she has to choose from for her shirtless pic is Edward or Jacob and have you seen Robert Pattinson shirtless? EW... I'd choose Taylor Lautner everytime.
wmertz15 0
yes, that does suck, but at the same time pretty hot that she's into chicks
RoyaFlower 0
if you're a twilight lover, don't read this....but if you don't like twilight, then stay :) doesn't robert pattinson look like a foot and taylor lautner look like a horse?
SettoFail 9
YESSSSSSSS
mr_miyagi 0
whos taylor lautner
Rickymonkeypants 0
Dump her......twilight is shit
I_Like_Kittys 0
Why do people assume that if you read Twilight you're one of those immature freaks that squeals for evereything in the shitty movies? You dont have to like the movies to like the book. The movies are SHIT. Oh and let me tell you something; You say "Real vampires dont sparkle." Hasnt anyone told you they're not real?
brittalou07 0
I am sorry, but I can't blame her...he is just sexy.
T_Fresh79 0
My Girl friend would probably Do The Same Thing! It seriously hacks me off everytime she talks about him!
DamnBabyGurl 0
Sounds like something I would do. Haha, I have a picture of him shirtless on the back of a book I'm reading to modivate me to finish it.
rawrimapenguin 0
that sucks. taylors hot, but twilights stupid since hes in twilight its a major turnoff :p fyl
kristee 0
so what? if that Makes feel bad put a pic of someone you like in your wallet.