By ILoveLamps - 25/03/2015 06:26 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I found out that my friend's family has been using red paper to help his little brother with his potty training. "Aim for the red!" they would say to him. I guess today was a bad day to wear red pants. FML
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amadeclton 26
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Don't you know that on Wednesdays we wear pink?

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sharkgirl4 23
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I think the bigger concern is that they have conditioned their child to think "Red=urinate". Hope he doesn't want to be a fireman when he grows up. Sorry about your pants OP.

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sarah5745 41
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Oh god.. Don't worry, he'll get there soon :) XD

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matt721 8
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Well I guess you had a shitty day.

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Morning_fml 22
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Not even close. -10 FML points for trying too hard.

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lulinator 40
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I don't think they tried at all.

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RainTears 15
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no guys, number 2 is right. OP must be pretty pissed off (that's how you do it o3o)

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TheCookieComet 23
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I don't think this was pun intended. What happened was pretty shitty.

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DaRito 25
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YDI for wearing red, that's never acceptable.

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sarah5745 41
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OP can wear whatever the hell op wants!

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FluffyPandas156 13
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You deserve a thumb down. How on earth does op deserve that. He/she wasn't expecting the kid to piss on his pants. Op thought it was only for the red in the toilet.

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BoundBySpace 19
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what #3 is implying is that pants shouldn't be red. It's his opinion.

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Setareh23 34
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Guys, I'm pretty sure #3 was being sarcastic...

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Wakachulak 22
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Seriously? Am I the only one to think red pants look ugly?

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brittaaany_93 38
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I think red pants are rad. But everyone has their own opinion :)

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flyingmind_fml 17
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i don't like red either

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Fuaaad1994 31
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Guess they're not so red anymore

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Myo_fml 20
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No, they're just a darker damper red now. That's how liquids work. pee doesn't magically dye things yellow.

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MortenM 17
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It don't?

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sharkgirl4 23
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I think the bigger concern is that they have conditioned their child to think "Red=urinate". Hope he doesn't want to be a fireman when he grows up. Sorry about your pants OP.

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MrFloooo 18
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Well, he would get the fires out...

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lnheritance 19
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Must be related to Bulls going for red. And targets are red; so target hits the "mark".

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Enslaved 36
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Funny thing is bulls are colour-blind. The red is just there for us. (:

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love_struck97 19
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People have different ways of potty training my cousins aimed for Cheerios in the toilet. Using red paper to teach him isn't a big deal

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ShannonBitt 29

Are they flushing the red paper? That sounds like a clog waiting to happen, even worse if they have a septic system. It's not designed to break down like toilet paper.

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ohSNAPyall 26
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The flag is not just there for us. Waving the flag attracts the bull. The red is there for us, for theatrics.

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thes7274473 19
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That could have gone so terribly

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thes7274473 19
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"Why'd you piss in my cereal?!"

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nhbasskid13 23
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Don't get in such a pissy mood...

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CoolCookie210 22
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They really should have told you! Sorry, OP :(

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caitlin547 13
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What happened, number 1 or 2?

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stewpididiot 11

they should put cheerios in the toilet... wait... the little nose miner would prolly pee in his cereal bowl...

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amadeclton 26
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Don't you know that on Wednesdays we wear pink?

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lulinator 40
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And you can only wear your hair in a pony tail once a week.

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ThatDamHuntress 20
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Or You can't sit with us.

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