Today, I found out that my friend's family has been using red paper to help his little brother with his potty training. "Aim for the red!" they would say to him. I guess today was a bad day to wear red pants. FML
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Today, I took a crap. When I stood up to admire my handiwork and flush, I noticed blood-red everywhere in the toilet. I freaked out like a little girl, thinking I was bleeding out of my ass. Then I noticed the ketchup packets my roommate had slipped under the seat to prank me. FML
Today, during dinner, my family had a discussion about the color of poop. FML
Today, my friends thought it would be funny to rub Tabasco sauce on my household toilet paper. FML
Today, I purposely wore a red shirt to Target just so people would talk to me. FML
Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML
Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, my brother dyed my white work shirt bright green because I beat him to the shower this morning. As it's my only shirt, I had to wear it to work, where there was a surprise audit and I was fired for incorrect uniform. FML
Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML
Today, in an attempt to potty train my step-son, my boyfriend and I put underwear on him, hoping that when he peed himself, he would realize using the potty is the way to go. Instead, he peed while sitting on the couch, got up, took off the underwear, and then switched seats. FML
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amadeclton 27
Don't you know that on Wednesdays we wear pink?
sharkgirl4 23
I think the bigger concern is that they have conditioned their child to think "Red=urinate". Hope he doesn't want to be a fireman when he grows up. Sorry about your pants OP.
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Comments (55)
Silver_89 9
Put a square of toilet paper in the water and tell him to aim for that. Sorry OP, that really sucks.
mattrd_fml 31
normal people just use cheerios... sorry op.
YuckyDuckyLucky 17
Every day is a bad day for red pants
heyLaddieHey 18
Is my family the only one that taught little boys to sit down to pee (until they were older at least)?
NiceGuysDoWin 21
We are going through potty training now, and teaching my son that "stand up peeing" is an advanced skill for boys who are at least 6.
kaitlin1234567 9
They should teach their kid not to pee on people instead.
quesok 22
Toilet paper or those cleaning gel things that stick to the bowl would be much better options, or even urinal cakes
The_Skittish_One 27
Erm, when children are involved being specific can be a good thing...Red PAPER. Sorry OP. That's not a very nice situation.
rajput 17
every day is a bad day to wear red pants
justagirl17 6
Why is everyone spelling things wrong