Love and Jealousy: Red flag

Red flag

By Anonymous - 17/05/2024 13:00 - United States - Anaheim

Today, my boyfriend is so insanely insecure that he actually got jealous when a nearly 80 year-old man told me I had a beautiful smile while grocery shopping. FML

I agree, your life sucks 492

You deserved it 131

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2012 05:17 - United States

Today, I'm so insecure that I was still slightly flattered when the demented old man at the nursing home where I work hit on me, because at least somebody finds me attractive. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 156

You deserved it 3 564

Lil' cutie

By pitytitty - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 808

You deserved it 7 348

By AnnaNick - 14/02/2010 02:19 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 994

You deserved it 10 369

Compliments are tricky

By Anonymous - 13/09/2021 08:00

Today, I told my boyfriend he's handsome, which I do often. Not everyday, but maybe once or twice a week. He got upset at me. He said it makes him feel uncomfortable. We've been together for 3 years and I still think he's the most handsome man I've ever seen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 133

You deserved it 165

How lovely

By Lisa - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Bayside

Today, my boyfriend told me that the main reason he was dating me was because he was intimidated by pretty girls. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 488

You deserved it 2 431

By amore89 - 28/07/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 907

You deserved it 245

By Vgameboi - 15/02/2010 03:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was showing off pictures of me to co-workers. It wasn't until later that he said, "Don't worry, they were old pictures, from when you were hot." They were from four years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 439

You deserved it 4 282

Time marches on

By Anonymous - 05/01/2021 00:58 - Canada - Brandon

Today, after looking back at our high school photos, I told my fiancée I’ve been scared lately that I’m getting uglier with age, and that I was much prettier back then. He got really quiet, and then agreed with me.. I’m only 24. FML

I agree, your life sucks 841

You deserved it 283

By blk8764 - 15/03/2011 22:35 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store when an elderly woman walked up to me and said, "Why can't every guy be as handsome as you?" I would have been flattered by the comment, if I was a guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 586

You deserved it 4 787

By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 23:21 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 433

You deserved it 19 294

BrizBurry 10

Friday 17 May 2024 22:47

RED FLAG. you are always allowed to be complimented and to accept those compliments

great_nate 26

Friday 17 May 2024 23:11

Get out while you can.

Comments

BrizBurry 10

Friday 17 May 2024 22:47

RED FLAG. you are always allowed to be complimented and to accept those compliments

great_nate 26

Friday 17 May 2024 23:11

Get out while you can.

Hangryko 31

Saturday 18 May 2024 0:03

Dump him now.

angus 16

Saturday 18 May 2024 5:43

Red red flag…. Run. Fast.

maverick83 15

Saturday 18 May 2024 13:17

That's probably a preview of what's to come. Run. All kinds of abuse to look forward to if you don't.

d j mom 9

Saturday 18 May 2024 13:49

sweetie, jealousy like that is Not adorable and 'OMG he loves me so much!!' it's a big red flag of a man who is going to abuse you or worse. Run now!!!