Today, I found out that my friend's family has been using red paper to help his little brother with his potty training. "Aim for the red!" they would say to him. I guess today was a bad day to wear red pants. FML
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Today, I took a crap. When I stood up to admire my handiwork and flush, I noticed blood-red everywhere in the toilet. I freaked out like a little girl, thinking I was bleeding out of my ass. Then I noticed the ketchup packets my roommate had slipped under the seat to prank me. FML
Today, during dinner, my family had a discussion about the color of poop. FML
Today, my friends thought it would be funny to rub Tabasco sauce on my household toilet paper. FML
Today, I purposely wore a red shirt to Target just so people would talk to me. FML
Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML
Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, my brother dyed my white work shirt bright green because I beat him to the shower this morning. As it's my only shirt, I had to wear it to work, where there was a surprise audit and I was fired for incorrect uniform. FML
Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML
Today, in an attempt to potty train my step-son, my boyfriend and I put underwear on him, hoping that when he peed himself, he would realize using the potty is the way to go. Instead, he peed while sitting on the couch, got up, took off the underwear, and then switched seats. FML
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amadeclton 27
Don't you know that on Wednesdays we wear pink?
sharkgirl4 23
I think the bigger concern is that they have conditioned their child to think "Red=urinate". Hope he doesn't want to be a fireman when he grows up. Sorry about your pants OP.
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Comments (55)
rae_2000 5
shouldn't he have enough sense to know not to pee on pants ?
awkwardeer 26
They are probably trying to teach him where to aim...
Wakachulak 22
Every day is a bad day to be wearing red pants.
iireenee 23
what a weird way to potty train, and awfull parents to not tell their kid not to aim at people ...
ballbags 14
Hey at least your pants absorbed the pee and you didn't have to wash the floor. Always a positive side to every situation
docphilsman 15
that's a weird way to train your kid
FaguIous 22
You must've been pissed off. HAHA! Sorry had to let it out of my system. FYL, though.
Ironic_Meme 10
Ey b0ss. U kid is a little monster xDDDD. Hbu teach him to piss ayyy lmao
creepyclowntown 10
my in laws used cheerios
MOOSE786 8
You have red pants?... THEY EXIST!?!?
vikky538 29
oh..that's a poopy situation...