Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
That's creepy, dude
Today, I'm 20 years-old and I was propositioned by a 42 year-old man, who turned out to be my dad's friend who helped care for me when I was 2 to 7 years-old. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Love is love
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I called my dad to tell him my boyfriend had proposed to me, and that we're planning on being married this summer. He was surprised at the short engagement, so I said, "Well, we're almost 30." Dad replied, "Wow, I left your mom when I was 35!" So not the conversation for that information, Dad. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML
Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He told me he'd have to ask his dad if it was OK. I thought he was just kidding, until he pulled out his phone and called his dad. After a few minutes of "Come on, Dad" and "But why?" he hung up and said his dad wouldn't let him. He's 22. FML
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
Is this guy Hugh Hefner?
Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML
Congrats!
Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
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Luckster 0
that's just....messed up...that makes your 'best friend' your step mom if the marriage actually happens.
AtoZnumbersand_ 1
So your dad's a perv and your friends a *****. Better to find out late than never :D FYL.
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Comments (224)
emelvin 0
grose, but look at the bright side, atleast you like your step mom ..
sdcrazy1018 0
Well now you wonder if all the times she came over to your house if it was only to see you :o
chinCHILLaOUT 0
That is creepy. For the OP it must be like marrying her sister in a way. and dont mention the fact that they will most likley be.... doing it. that's just creepy,
LOLYLIF 0
Guess its time to find a new best friend...
pandakitten 0
This is when you go to his work and pick his sexiest thirty something year old coworker and see if your dad still thinks it's ok for an 18 yr old and a 38 yr old to hook up.
Starfire22 5
I'm sure when it comes to his own daughter he might re-evaluate his situation... Sorry OP, it must be really akward for you...
arielhoee 9
My Grandfather married an 18 year old he was legal gaurdian of, after my grandmother died. He was 3x years older than her, & that basically made my mom's sister her step-mom. & the kid they had together her sister too. :D BEAT THAT!
depechemode 0
Woody Allen?
maxus 0
.... you kind of make it sound like incest..... ?
Kozaburu 0
No, WINcest
blastvortex 4
Well, at least she's legal... (ΘεΘ;)
fnyunj 3
Yeah - this person is NOT your friend. Sounds like a psychopathic predator, and your poor dad let himself be the prey. She's just after his money. She will cheat on him. Probably with younger guys.
Fling13 0
I'm torn on this one, I mean if there was nothing underhanded going leading up to this, and your dad and this girl have a lot in common and actually really love each other, I think it's fine. If they've been sneaking around for a while and using you and your girlfriends relationship as cover, that's just messed up. I can't see dating someone who is less years old than the age difference between us (18/20), just seems a bit much, and it really seems a bit much that they would decide to marry that soon. Hopefully your dad isn't just a creep who wants to spend a few years banging an 18 year old before things fall apart, and it actually works out, or gets called off... or maybe you're getting punked? ;-) At least you know you like and get along with you and your dads new roommate...
oboo15161 0
damn.