Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
That's creepy, dude
Today, I'm 20 years-old and I was propositioned by a 42 year-old man, who turned out to be my dad's friend who helped care for me when I was 2 to 7 years-old. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Love is love
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I called my dad to tell him my boyfriend had proposed to me, and that we're planning on being married this summer. He was surprised at the short engagement, so I said, "Well, we're almost 30." Dad replied, "Wow, I left your mom when I was 35!" So not the conversation for that information, Dad. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML
Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He told me he'd have to ask his dad if it was OK. I thought he was just kidding, until he pulled out his phone and called his dad. After a few minutes of "Come on, Dad" and "But why?" he hung up and said his dad wouldn't let him. He's 22. FML
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
Is this guy Hugh Hefner?
Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML
Congrats!
Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
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Luckster 0
that's just....messed up...that makes your 'best friend' your step mom if the marriage actually happens.
AtoZnumbersand_ 1
So your dad's a perv and your friends a *****. Better to find out late than never :D FYL.
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Comments (224)
konvic_14 0
i woulda chris browned a bitch!!
ani7793 0
stepmother my arse...i'd up and leave
Taravampire 0
uh, ew? isn't that illigeal? it should be.
SarahSomething 0
Age is just a number. It doesn't matter that much in the long run. But the fact it was your best friend... That's somewhat awkward, and improper. She will be your mother. That's... not... good.
shagbark 0
Way to go, dad!
smarties25 0
HOLY SH*T ur kidding thts just like him marrying you IF u guys weren't related.!!!! ewwww
haha___Vrooman 0
So what your saying is that your Father, the man who raised you, and your best friend, who is your age, have crazy passionate animal sex for hours on end? I bet thats an image you don't want in your head. And you know that if she's told you and crazy sex stories about "this guy I'm seeing", she was totally talking about banging your dad.
iarekaaren 0
Well the age doesnt matter with older men and younger woman. Its diff if your mom is 38 and your guy friend is 18 then thats weird. but its weird because shes your bff.
lauripple 0
If you do the math, the person's father had the OP at 20 years old. So I guess this shouldn't surprise us, even though that is quite disgusting. Adding the fact that you have to call your best friend mom, this is a FYL indeed.
karrot 0
Aww, i'm sorry, thats sad .
karrot 0
Aww, i'm sorry, thats sad .