Today, I spent 30 minutes trying to find my glasses. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I was wearing them the whole time, or that my girlfriend played along and helped me look for them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I searched frantically for my glasses for ages. After giving up, I realised I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time and neither my mother nor my father told me because "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML
Today, my glasses have completely disappeared. I know for a fact that I put them on my desk, but now they're absolutely nowhere to be found. This is my first time playing "Find your glasses without the assistance of your glasses" and I'm failing at it badly. My vision isn't even that bad yet. FML
Today, I spent nearly half an hour looking for my favourite pair of shoes. I ended up getting so pissed off that I accused my boyfriend of stealing them. He then pointed out that I was wearing them. FML
Today, I lost my glasses. I don't have spares but my girlfriend said I could borrow hers. She doesn't understand why this won't work. FML
Today, as I was getting dressed after a shower, I spent a good 30 seconds searching for my underwear… which I'd already put on at that point. FML
Today, I found a pair of glasses in my car. I don't wear glasses, and nobody besides myself has been in my car lately. It appears that someone has been sleeping in my car and forgot their glasses. FML
Today, I felt something hit my eye as I was riding on my bike. My glasses ended up falling off. I looked for them for ten minutes before giving up. I ran over them. FML
Today, somewhere between home and work, my glasses vanished off my face. I know I had them on before I set off because I cleaned them in the car and put them on, then halfway to work I suddenly had to squint to see because glasses gone. I’ve been searching for an hour, they are nowhere. HOW? FML
Today, for 20 minutes, I watched my girlfriend use a mini flashlight to look for her keys in her purse. The flashlight was on her key chain. As were her keys. FML
Today, I spent a few seconds looking for my phone before realizing I'd been holding it the entire time. I laughed, put it down, and went back to what I was doing. Ten minutes later, I started looking for it again. FML
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gigi2009 0
haha fun gf
ICallKyo 3
if this had happened to someone with any sense of humor, it would have ended up on MLIA. how is that an FML at all?
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Comments (89)
tvols 0
Lmao!
Meh_Face 0
I don't think it's funny in ways. But I like the feeling that when you wear glasses, somethimes you forget that's it on, or that the fact is, you wear them too much and when your not, you forget you aren't wearing them at at.
MagicMeds 0
Sure you may not notice normally, but you'd think you'd notice the difference in clarity when all of your attention is focused on your vision. But a lot of the fml was how stupid he looked in front of his girlfriend, who basically mocked him, not just the not noticing.
reyemrein 0
you clearly don't need glasses if you can't tell weather or not you are wearing them
kiki123_55555 0
my sister does that all the time. my older cousins stole her glasses once and hid them under my aunts sheets just before my little cousins decided to jump on the bed. guess who doesn't have glasses anymore. lol
vballerlover07 0
Meh_Face, it's funny cause on the inside, his girlfriend was laughing really hard and making funny jokes about him while "helping" him with "looking" for his glasess.
glutgyoogle 6
*facepalm*
FaustXIII 0
That right there is true love.
haweb 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
If your girl friend actually knew they were on you, **** her life for having nothing better to do than spend a half hour pretending to help you look for your glasses.
BeeSkwaird 0
Dude, if I were in your gf's shoes, I'd totally do the same thing! Or at least NOW I would :) — Thanks for the idea!!
BenignScientists 0
Exactly, the girl is a winner and so is this FML!
fancypantsninja 0
Your gf ROcks!!!!!!!
MoonTiger 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Boo..fuckity..hoo. The quality of FMLs are surely decreasing. "Today I played along searching for my boyfriend's glasses, because he couldn't realise he's wearing it already. FML"
waterynuggets 0
Ok, so? This happens to people all the time, it's a funny little thing. You look for a pencil when you're holding it, or look for your glasses when they're on your head. The sad part is not that you were wearing them and your girlfriend had a little bit of fun with you, but that it took you half an hour to figure it out. After like 10 mins I'd be like, this is pathetic, they're on your damn face! But it's still pretty funny.
gigi2009 0
haha fun gf
jts2 3
ROFL. You have a good girlfriend, OP. HOW is this an FML?
YeaSo3 14
Dont say that.. They moderated my comment for questioning an fml!...but OP your gf is hilarious but a 1/2 hr is a bit much... Mayb she didnt really know they were there and lied and said she did
ICallKyo 3
if this had happened to someone with any sense of humor, it would have ended up on MLIA. how is that an FML at all?
onnielief 4
Oh come on, stop whining, that's just funny.
jilla07 0
hahahaha that all I can say.
jilla07 0
hahahaha that all I can say.