By (._. ) - 06/08/2013 20:35 - United States - Alburnett

Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He told me he'd have to ask his dad if it was OK. I thought he was just kidding, until he pulled out his phone and called his dad. After a few minutes of "Come on, Dad" and "But why?" he hung up and said his dad wouldn't let him. He's 22. FML
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ShinedownLuv 14

Yeah, I think he was B.Sing you

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ShinedownLuv 14

Yeah, I think he was B.Sing you

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taterrtots 25

whether he was BSing you or being serious, either way you're probably better off without him.

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dramaelf 37

Yeah, everyone knows boys answer to their moms, not their dads.

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Caitie_kid 8

Yuck. I dated a dude that was like this with his mom, he was almost 21 and had a curfew and a bedtime. Their relationship was down right creepy and weird as f*ck.... Trust me, you're SO much better without him if he was serious!

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K410 18

Sooo you were dating Howard from Big Bang Theory? O.o

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gun6slinger9 9

Gonna have to keep this in mind for next time lol easily makes you so unattractive you don't have to hurt their feelings

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Solle 9

#52: she better not, Bernadette would have beaten her to a pulp.

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Markus12 8

How so? He could be an awesome guy.. Just not interested in op... Humor is a Nice personality trait.

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Zomg_Okay 26

74 - Yeah but if you aren't interested in someone, you don't make a joke out of turning them down. Just makes you look like an asshole.

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Ian7890 23

It wasn't a joke, he was trying to let her down without hurting her feelings.

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agzz21 6

Yeah because Howard's mom is both a woman and a man.

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quontag 15

I don't think he actually called his dad.

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webbface 25

Must suck to be a twenty two year old virgin.

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Zimmington 21

Daddy's boy?.... Gay

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depocadoll 15

Definitely sounds like a game he and his friends play to get out of going out with girls they don't want to see. He probably does it for his buddy, too. Sorry :/

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kakarot2 11

right 22, because waiting for the special girl instead of whoring around is much better.

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SassieCat6 16

I think this is where the quote, "sometime your knight in shining armor is just an idiot in tinfoil," is applicable.

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SMHsohard 22

Better that this happened before the man of your dreams turned into a nightmare.

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Incognito_1924 17

I don't think that's something his dad would be ok with either..

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Greenmarsh 31

Sorry sweetheart, but i've seen that line get used before by one of my mates.

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xFaust_fml 12

Well I kind of used it too... But it was out of desperation, to break up with this girl who didn't seem to understand that "this is not working", "we're done" and other "I'm breaking up with you"s meant that we were actually done... After a few weeks I didn't know what to do anymore, so I asked my dad to come and get rid of her. So he told her I wasn't allowed to date her. I was 21. So maybe OP is some kind of crazy stalker too...

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annie_nk 22

If he wasn't faking it, would you really wanna be with someone on that short of a leash?

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alonur 6

And if he was faking it? Would you still wanna be with him, OP?

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VeganVampyre 26

Either way, doesn't look like she really gets the choice...

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lickastick 27

Honestly be glad that didn't work out because in the future he may have called his dad to ask if he could have sex.

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Blue_Black_fml 21

And after he gets the permission, he will call to ask for instructions..

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webbface 25

Word because he is probably a virgin since he isn't allowed to date lol

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

What is it with you about teens and virgins? Being a virgin at that age is perfectly acceptable, and I'm sorry if you feel differently.

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iAmLauRawr 10

He could of possibly faked the call. If so, I wouldn't fret over a guy like him :/

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