Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
That's creepy, dude
Today, I'm 20 years-old and I was propositioned by a 42 year-old man, who turned out to be my dad's friend who helped care for me when I was 2 to 7 years-old. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Love is love
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I called my dad to tell him my boyfriend had proposed to me, and that we're planning on being married this summer. He was surprised at the short engagement, so I said, "Well, we're almost 30." Dad replied, "Wow, I left your mom when I was 35!" So not the conversation for that information, Dad. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML
Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He told me he'd have to ask his dad if it was OK. I thought he was just kidding, until he pulled out his phone and called his dad. After a few minutes of "Come on, Dad" and "But why?" he hung up and said his dad wouldn't let him. He's 22. FML
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
Is this guy Hugh Hefner?
Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML
Congrats!
Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
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Luckster 0
that's just....messed up...that makes your 'best friend' your step mom if the marriage actually happens.
AtoZnumbersand_ 1
So your dad's a perv and your friends a *****. Better to find out late than never :D FYL.
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Comments (224)
nzl_fml 0
she's gonna be your stepmother. sick.
hayhaysunshine95 2
dude u shuld definatly *** up the bitch cuz ur both 18 so its not like shes an authority figure and then steal all ur dads soks, underwear, and pants he'll never leave the house and she'll never come near hahahahahahaha foolproof.
tikicrown 0
THAT IS JUST PLAIN AWKWARD!!!!!!!!!
kswissonez 0
umm. . . congrats? on yout step-mom being your bestfriend. . .
LoookieHere 0
wow , thats really weird . lol .
Banez 0
Wow... that's awkward... Your best friend will be your stepmother... and her child will be your half sibling... FYL
superjack15 0
Pedophile
COBRAMORPH 0
Awesome. Have a threesome. Really, its not like you are a kid anymore. Grow up. You should be going to college or work, & your friend will be taking it up the pooper. From your dad. Dont more people want to get along with their step parents?
unluckyducky94 0
holy ****. is your dad outta his mind? and what kinda best friend do you have :L:L FYL DUDE. but i dont reckon YDI.
pinkkloverr 0
ummm... wow. i think that's messed up. well, if you have a mom lets hope your guy friend doesn't fall for her!