Love: Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry... - FML

By Anonymous - 04/12/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML

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By OfCourse - 27/06/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML

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That's creepy, dude

By Anonymous - 04/10/2021 11:01

Today, I'm 20 years-old and I was propositioned by a 42 year-old man, who turned out to be my dad's friend who helped care for me when I was 2 to 7 years-old. FML

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By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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Love is love

By Anonymous - 30/09/2022 01:00

Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML

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By rainonmyparade - 17/03/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I called my dad to tell him my boyfriend had proposed to me, and that we're planning on being married this summer. He was surprised at the short engagement, so I said, "Well, we're almost 30." Dad replied, "Wow, I left your mom when I was 35!" So not the conversation for that information, Dad. FML

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By gottalovefriends - 23/04/2012 04:04 - United States - Atkinson

Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML

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By (._. ) - 06/08/2013 20:35 - United States - Alburnett

Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He told me he'd have to ask his dad if it was OK. I thought he was just kidding, until he pulled out his phone and called his dad. After a few minutes of "Come on, Dad" and "But why?" he hung up and said his dad wouldn't let him. He's 22. FML

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By neverdatingagain - 27/11/2016 22:07 - United States - Lake Oswego

Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML

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Is this guy Hugh Hefner?

By Gold diggerzzzzzzz - 15/03/2021 13:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML

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By Congrats? - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Charleston

Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML

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Luckster 0

Friday 4 December 2009 12:41

that's just....messed up...that makes your 'best friend' your step mom if the marriage actually happens.

AtoZnumbersand_ 1

Friday 4 December 2009 13:15

So your dad's a perv and your friends a *****. Better to find out late than never :D FYL.

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nzl_fml 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 2:43

she's gonna be your stepmother. sick.

hayhaysunshine95 2

Saturday 5 December 2009 2:45

dude u shuld definatly *** up the bitch cuz ur both 18 so its not like shes an authority figure and then steal all ur dads soks, underwear, and pants he'll never leave the house and she'll never come near hahahahahahaha foolproof.

tikicrown 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 3:34

THAT IS JUST PLAIN AWKWARD!!!!!!!!!

kswissonez 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 5:03

umm. . . congrats? on yout step-mom being your bestfriend. . .

LoookieHere 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 7:39

wow , thats really weird . lol .

Banez 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 8:00

Wow... that's awkward... Your best friend will be your stepmother... and her child will be your half sibling... FYL

superjack15 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 8:33

Pedophile

COBRAMORPH 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 9:33

Awesome. Have a threesome. Really, its not like you are a kid anymore. Grow up. You should be going to college or work, & your friend will be taking it up the pooper. From your dad. Dont more people want to get along with their step parents?

unluckyducky94 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 10:15

holy ****. is your dad outta his mind? and what kinda best friend do you have :L:L FYL DUDE. but i dont reckon YDI.

pinkkloverr 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 10:30

ummm... wow. i think that's messed up. well, if you have a mom lets hope your guy friend doesn't fall for her!

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