Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
OfCourse
United States
Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
Anonymous
That's creepy, dude
Today, I'm 20 years-old and I was propositioned by a 42 year-old man, who turned out to be my dad's friend who helped care for me when I was 2 to 7 years-old. FML
Illinoisgirl
Hungary
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Anonymous
Love is love
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
rainonmyparade
United States
Today, I called my dad to tell him my boyfriend had proposed to me, and that we're planning on being married this summer. He was surprised at the short engagement, so I said, "Well, we're almost 30." Dad replied, "Wow, I left your mom when I was 35!" So not the conversation for that information, Dad. FML
gottalovefriends
Atkinson, United States
Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML
(._. )
Alburnett, United States
Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He told me he'd have to ask his dad if it was OK. I thought he was just kidding, until he pulled out his phone and called his dad. After a few minutes of "Come on, Dad" and "But why?" he hung up and said his dad wouldn't let him. He's 22. FML
neverdatingagain
Lake Oswego, United States
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
Gold diggerzzzzzzz
United Kingdom
Is this guy Hugh Hefner?
Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML
Congrats?
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Charleston, United States
Congrats!
Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
Top comments
Luckster 0
that's just....messed up...that makes your 'best friend' your step mom if the marriage actually happens.
AtoZnumbersand_ 1
So your dad's a perv and your friends a *****. Better to find out late than never :D FYL.
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Comments (224)
iangoodall311278 0
Haha she'll be f'ing ur dad, I'd turn Les and go F'k her Mum, then you can sing "fkn ur mum I was fkn ur mum!"
drag224 0
very messed up.
vynns 0
Man, i never thought i wouldn't want to hear someone say "my (step)mom is my best friend" till i read this fml.
peroxideprincess 0
Dude, that is just messed up...
warrenpeace 0
Can you say "White Trash"?
fancypantsninja 0
EEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fakkumairaifu 14
Add my EWWWWWWW.
LeStab 4
what the hell!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Lucky_Adi 0
I see a future jerry springer show coming!
cutek94 0
ewww omfg :/ yup i totally agree w/ you and everyone else FYL
perdix 31
I can just think back to when your best friend told her parents she was sleeping over at your house, she was saying a lot. I hope you don't feel creepy because you fixed them up. Personally, I'm disturbed at the age difference -- he's too young for her! She should have held out for a nice man in, say, his mid-forties. ;) But that's just me.