Today, I found out that my creepy neighbor paid a guy to install a camera in my bathroom. It's been there for three months. The guy he paid? My brother. FML
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Top comments
liamjames2 12
What a perv. And nice brother you have there, OP! Sibling love
littlem91 29
That takes creepy to a whole new level. I suggest hitting your brother with a baseball bat.
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Comments (133)
hej2010 15
owned
OliveCx 10
It may be time to disown your brother... Make sure you alert the authorities so hopefully your neighbor will be taken care of and to prevent further.. exposure. Sorry that happened OP :L
BrookRae 19
You're sorry? Then what's with the ":L"
OliveCx 10
It's my favorite version of a "sorry" face. I wasn't aware that it could mean anything else.
theonethatsucks 7
How did you find out about it? Did your brother tell you? Or did you find it by accident?!?
MrsPegg 45
I really hope OP writes a comment to tell us how she found out and what happened!
Cazz91 21
Time for some serious ass whoppings!
ninany63 9
Put nair in your brothers shampoo. He'll never mess with you again:)
seniorchang 16
I'm thinking you are about 2 months away from being locked in a dungeon basement staring at wallpaper made from your photos and dolls with your actual hair. I'm liking all the advice to call the fuzz.
truesarrif 33
it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. yep I think you're right. dungeon was next.
davek 36
Call the cops.
MissWhitneyB 17
That is just plain wrong smh.
rfid_fml 13
Nice and illegal. Report them both, then both assholes become sex offenders for life. Payback...
SuperDanielNL 23
I would agree, then again it's her brother. I think a good asskicking and family talk would be enough. For the neighbour however, a place on the blacklist for offenders would be appropriate.
xautumnwillsx 15
Definitely should call the cops! Just think of everything he has seen in there. Gross.