Today, I was running the register at my work and this big lady pulls her wad of cash out of her bra and hands it to me. The bills she handed me were moist. FML I agree, your life sucks 81986 I agree, your life sucks 81986 You deserved it 3848 You deserved it 3848 9 2 25 11 By Anonymous / Tuesday 21 April 2009 18:12 / United States
Today, I grazed my hand over the bottom of my desk's keyboard tray, and found something sticky. I gagged when I realized it was jizz, and I immediately washed my hands and wiped everything. I then checked my browser history, which was full of porn. Thanks, roomie. FML I agree, your life sucks 18672 I agree, your life sucks 18672 You deserved it 1434 You deserved it 1434 51 1 1 37 18 By katluvnc - / Thursday 3 December 2015 14:02 / United States - Wilmington
Today, my colleague rushed off to the hospital for the birth of his first son. Having met his wife at the Christmas party a couple of years ago, I called... I agree, your life sucks 47146 I agree, your life sucks 47146 You deserved it 4080 You deserved it 4080 128
Today, for some reason entirely beyond my knowledge, Siri referred to me as "Sugartits". FML I agree, your life sucks 24923 I agree, your life sucks 24923 You deserved it 3313 You deserved it 3313 81
Today... I live in dorms and found out everyone is leaving for Christmas break. I also found out my student loan didn't go through so now I cant afford... I agree, your life sucks 4 I agree, your life sucks 4 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0
Today, was my first day off in almost a month. My husband and I spent all morning arguing then he left to his job saying he won't be back tonight. Apparently... I agree, your life sucks 16 I agree, your life sucks 16 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0
Canada Today, my girlfriend kept texting me while I was at work, insisting for hours that I leave early because she was so horny. After arguing with my boss and...
Australia Today, I asked the guy of my dreams out to the cinema. After saying to me "It's a date!" I started booking tickets. He said, "Why are you booking two?"...
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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