Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me by finding orange panties in my closet. His excuse was "they're a Christmas gift." Thanks honey, I get panties that won't fit, and have little brown streaks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML
Today, I came home from work to see a pair of panties I hadn't worn lying on the floor. I picked them up and they were all crunchy. It turns out that while I'm away, my boyfriend uses my underwear as a vessel for his semen. He claims this is normal. FML
Today, I came home to find my girlfriend in bed with another guy. On top of it all he stole my favorite underwear. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found some thigh high socks in my boyfriend's drawer. Furious, I confronted him. He confessed they were his and put them on to show me they fit. I had to dump him, it was just too weird. FML
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boomstick 0
Good for him, ******* a woman who can't wipe properly. Get away from his dysentery-riddled dick ASAP.
FYLDeep 26
So break up with him. I don't know why it seems like girls are attracted to cheaters.
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Comments (64)
kristineszLIFE 0
ew you wore it !?
Annies 20
Where does it say she wore it??
WhatTheFuq 0
Can.... I have them? Since they won't fit on you.
machalaDGAF 0
Gross.
Zebidee 9
Maybe he's a snowdropper, and would rather you think he was cheating than discover his massive stash of panties...
Lisa89 3
why are they in YOUR closet.. why not 'his' or 'ours'.. other wise you're implying he came to your house with another girl...
chokolatecandie1 6
such a douche bag ...... dump him NOW
danlana 0
I guess hes one of those guys that wants to go for more ******* than only one. his loss, u should find better
KittyMack 13
This story reminds me of a hated ex. He'd claimed to be separated, but I knew his wife was visiting him when I saw a partial box of tampons in the bathroom. His excuse: Those are for you in case you had an emergency. At least shit like this makes the decision to dump an easy one, and you'll remember the funny story long after you forget what it felt like to love the douchbag!
shortieshug 0
dump his ass you deserve better!
Nadinek98 0
thank him with a kick in the balls
Shell02 0
they hate you too