Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me by finding orange panties in my closet. His excuse was "they're a Christmas gift." Thanks honey, I get panties that won't fit, and have little brown streaks. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML
Today, I came home from work to see a pair of panties I hadn't worn lying on the floor. I picked them up and they were all crunchy. It turns out that while I'm away, my boyfriend uses my underwear as a vessel for his semen. He claims this is normal. FML
Today, I came home to find my girlfriend in bed with another guy. On top of it all he stole my favorite underwear. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found some thigh high socks in my boyfriend's drawer. Furious, I confronted him. He confessed they were his and put them on to show me they fit. I had to dump him, it was just too weird. FML
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boomstick 0
Good for him, ******* a woman who can't wipe properly. Get away from his dysentery-riddled dick ASAP.
FYLDeep 26
So break up with him. I don't know why it seems like girls are attracted to cheaters.
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Comments (64)
DocBastard 40
The wording of this FML is giving me a goddamned headache. The way it's written, it sounds like the boyfriend's mode of cheating is by finding orange panties in the closet. Mods...please help...the pain...
SisyphereanTask 2
Agreed!^
bethan1 4
If I were to go to someones house and have sex with them I would wear clean underwear and I would not take them off and put them in the closet that's just weird. My guess is that your boyfriend just likes to wear womens underwear and doesn't properly clean his butt. You should probably have a talk with him.
bethan1 4
Oops that wasn't meant to be a reply:(
RedPillSucks 33
Most likely, the boyfriend realized too late that the other girl left her panties, so he just tossed them in the closet rather than in the trash...
bamagrl410 31
I figured someone else had to share my pain on this one, Doc. Of course it would be you haha.
alexicanaaa 7
I noticed that too! Wow, pointless stuff to me English actually does come in handy!
6sick6 4
Orange shit-stained panties are the new black!
idratherbeincali 0
hell yeah man. I'm pre-ordering mine from American Apparel for Christmas
EvilDave 13
They are a christmas gift. He got you a good reason to dump him and get a decent boyfriend. Of course, the latter probably won't happen as you will probably go for yet another jerk, but it is the thought that counts.
sarabraun8 7
gross. just think, the girl must be an easy **** so ur better than her
DocBastard 40
She's a **** because she wears orange underwear? What would you call a girl who wears crotchless panties?
RedPillSucks 33
Efficient? Prepared? Forward thinking?
DaveOnDope 4
That depends if they were crotchless when she put them on.
gusgus36 5
gross way to find out. and what a lame excuse on his part. it sucks but at least you did find out. hope you dumped him
starile 20
So, he was cheating on you in your own closet? How would he simply bring another girl's dirty panties to his gf's place and leave them in her closet? If you two are living together, it'd be more understandable if you said "our closet", just to show you both live there. Otherwise... huh? Maybe he did in fact wear them for you and left them as a Christmas present. Guys have stupid ideas like that.
beccusmaximus 0
Either that or he was shtupping this dirty-booty ***** at her place. Which makes it worse, really. If they share a place, that's pretty bad too.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Plenty of master bedrooms have two closets.
SaRah_In_LoVe 0
Wasn't that from a movie? AGuy Thing or something?
Doortje 30
So basically your boyfriend prefers a girl with chronic diarrhea over you? :')
EvilDrPorkchop 0
What a dirty ho!!
kizzck 6
ROFL