Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me by finding orange panties in my closet. His excuse was "they're a Christmas gift." Thanks honey, I get panties that won't fit, and have little brown streaks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML
Today, I came home from work to see a pair of panties I hadn't worn lying on the floor. I picked them up and they were all crunchy. It turns out that while I'm away, my boyfriend uses my underwear as a vessel for his semen. He claims this is normal. FML
Today, I came home to find my girlfriend in bed with another guy. On top of it all he stole my favorite underwear. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found some thigh high socks in my boyfriend's drawer. Furious, I confronted him. He confessed they were his and put them on to show me they fit. I had to dump him, it was just too weird. FML
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boomstick 0
Good for him, ******* a woman who can't wipe properly. Get away from his dysentery-riddled dick ASAP.
FYLDeep 26
So break up with him. I don't know why it seems like girls are attracted to cheaters.
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Comments (64)
idratherbeincali 0
¡Qué Asco! Oh and I just about peed myself when I read #31's post (third post) I second it.
JesusSchwartz 5
Maybe he was just recycling; he's going green and/or brown...
jcdiva7 0
Okay that is just disgusting. I hope you dump his ass
naren723 11
It is probably period blood or the end of her period. it turns to a dullish red-brown color after awhile. I cannot believe no one got that. How likely is it that she shat her pants?
audreyy062 2
it could be dried menstrual blood. like she wasnt expecting her period one day and the stain stayed even after she washed them. fyl because of ur boyfriend. but the underwear is a totally different story
DreaKnoxville13 0
that's just plain wrong..and gross :o
presque_fml 11
Okay, did no one else notice that this is the beginning of the movie "it's a guy thing"?
octaviamarieb 18
ermagherd, what an ass. I would shove them in his face.
lolalove24_fml 14
that's quite nasty! f**k him though you deserve better
Sarairwin49 22
curious as to if the two live(d) together..it says MY closet. not his..or even ours. hmmm