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By Anonymous - 25/10/2010 16:24 - United States

Today, I found out that my 43 year-old wife has been having a cyber relationship with a 14 year-old kid on Halo. FML

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Today, my wife made a system where I earn gaming time by either giving her money or doing her favors. Now whenever I use my phone, she accuses me of "secretly playing Xbox games" and gets pissed at me. I'm 28 years-old. FML

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By oldskoolfun - 26/12/2015 23:04 - United States - Warminster

Today, I woke up to my wife yelling at my 11-year-old because she found porn on the laptop. Now I have to come clean and tell her it was me so I can get him off the hook. FML

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By Shoe - 27/02/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year-old daughter. FML

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By Emma - 17/11/2023 10:00

Today, I found out my husband has been messaging younger girls on Tinder and trying to meet up. I asked him why he would do such a thing when we have a healthy sex life. His response was ,“They’re just hotter, just like that senior football player you cheated on me with in sophomore year high school.” We’re 40 now. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2013 05:10 - United States - Novi

Today, after being married for 20 years, I found out that my wife has accounts on multiple dating sites, "just in case." FML

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anti_average 5

Monday 25 October 2010 23:05

You're letting your wife get teabagged, headshotted, and beat down virtually by a 14 year old?! :O

FFML_314 11

Monday 25 October 2010 23:07

Your wife has some seriously disturbing issues.

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Itzalongshot 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 4:54

LOL @ number 10

Shorty_Shaza 5

Tuesday 26 October 2010 5:23

im so sorry i had to laugh at this! This is what you gotta do: 1. Kick ur wife outta the house 2. Beat that kid on halo until he cries 3 trade in halo for Call Of Duty cuz its wayyyyyy better! :) i just plaued in a hhacked lobby haha! COD FTW :)

jakymoon 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 5:41

no of offense but modern fags **** gay is a dumb game go trade it for Halo Reach u **** hacker >:o

GraysonIsFail 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 17:28

**** of Duty; Modern Gay Fag 2?. Are you any good?

Shorty_Shaza 5

Tuesday 26 October 2010 5:25

*played

dena_abdallah 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 5:29

WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

NoMoreRainbows 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 5:36

YDI for lettin a woman play video games

Skroal_stomper 5

Tuesday 26 October 2010 5:37

I like you. yum

x3herox3 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 5:41

Lolololololololol

Chazy2010 8

Tuesday 26 October 2010 6:13

Sorry... i was on REACH, and she said "MILF" and it kinda moved from there.....

airsplat 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 6:31

she who lives by the sword... dies by the sword. she who lives by the halo... says **** my husband, i wanna be a cougar. seriously that sucks man

PWNjaban 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 6:32

Either the kid has mad game, or your wife is really, really lame.

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