Today, I found out my 36 year-old wife has been cyberstalking an 18 year old-girl for a week. Why? Because the girl doesn’t believe in QAnon. I found out when my wife’s online business started getting backlash. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my 43 year-old wife has been having a cyber relationship with a 14 year-old kid on Halo. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, to get my wife off my back, I introduced our two single friends who are both into QAnon. Not only did they not click, but now they both call us regularly to embellish the insane difference between their beliefs and "what that moron believes." Same words from both of them. FML
Today, I found out that my husband has been seeing another woman and my 16 year-old daughter once caught them while I was at work. She didn’t tell me about it because she was enjoying all the hush gifts, shoes, purses, and the payments for her BMW X3. FML
Today, I received a text from a man my wife had an affair with, in which he stated that my 18 year-old daughter is biologically his. He then sent me pictures of her that my wife had sent to him. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML
Today, thanks to my wife, our 11 year-old daughter is completely obsessed with serial killers, cults, and true crime. My wife thinks it’s funny and harmless; meanwhile I’m legitimately worried about our child’s mental health. FML
Today, my wife and I got into a massive argument after she started a YouTube channel for our young daughter. I explained that I’m not comfortable with god knows who looking at our kid. Apparently, I’m just being paranoid. She’s already recorded our entire house, including my daughter's bedroom. FML
Today, after being married for 20 years, I found out that my wife has accounts on multiple dating sites, "just in case." FML
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Plop 17
One of the great things about the past 5 years is that it's really shown us how many people are complete nutjobs. Oh, yeah, and you might want to at least get in touch with a divorce lawyer. Although I'd suggest talking to your wife first. Conspiracy theories generally attract people who feel otherwise desperate or powerless, so it might be possible to get her out of this nonsense with a lot of effort and support.
RichardPencil 32
Do you believe in QAnon? Something is seriously wrong with people who believe is such obvious garbage.
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RichardPencil 32
Do you believe in QAnon? Something is seriously wrong with people who believe is such obvious garbage.
Plop 17
One of the great things about the past 5 years is that it's really shown us how many people are complete nutjobs. Oh, yeah, and you might want to at least get in touch with a divorce lawyer. Although I'd suggest talking to your wife first. Conspiracy theories generally attract people who feel otherwise desperate or powerless, so it might be possible to get her out of this nonsense with a lot of effort and support.