Video games, Gamers and Love: Today, I found out that my 43 year-old wife has been having a... - FML

By Anonymous - 25/10/2010 16:24 - United States

Today, I found out that my 43 year-old wife has been having a cyber relationship with a 14 year-old kid on Halo. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 097

You deserved it 4 488

May weddings: Love and blunders
Weddings are supposed to be perfect, but our stories show that perfection can sometimes be... surprising! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Believe in the Q

By Q Hub - 14/10/2021 14:00

Today, I found out my 36 year-old wife has been cyberstalking an 18 year old-girl for a week. Why? Because the girl doesn’t believe in QAnon. I found out when my wife’s online business started getting backlash. FML

I agree, your life sucks 887

You deserved it 98

Online life

By Anonymous - 24/01/2020 18:00

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 437

You deserved it 2 390

By lonelyhubby - 08/07/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 439

You deserved it 12 082

By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 279

You deserved it 3 108

By Anon - 23/05/2016 10:49 - United States - Lansing

Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 223

You deserved it 1 257

By Somerandomguy64 - 10/12/2013 18:04 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, my wife made a system where I earn gaming time by either giving her money or doing her favors. Now whenever I use my phone, she accuses me of "secretly playing Xbox games" and gets pissed at me. I'm 28 years-old. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 240

You deserved it 9 759

By oldskoolfun - 26/12/2015 23:04 - United States - Warminster

Today, I woke up to my wife yelling at my 11-year-old because she found porn on the laptop. Now I have to come clean and tell her it was me so I can get him off the hook. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 412

You deserved it 10 674

Way to be creepy

By Shoe - 27/02/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year-old daughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 943

You deserved it 40 146

Never forget

By Emma - 17/11/2023 10:00

Today, I found out my husband has been messaging younger girls on Tinder and trying to meet up. I asked him why he would do such a thing when we have a healthy sex life. His response was ,“They’re just hotter, just like that senior football player you cheated on me with in sophomore year high school.” We’re 40 now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 470

You deserved it 526

By Anonymous - 28/12/2013 05:10 - United States - Novi

Today, after being married for 20 years, I found out that my wife has accounts on multiple dating sites, "just in case." FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 004

You deserved it 3 574

Next

Top comments

anti_average 5

Monday 25 October 2010 23:05

You're letting your wife get teabagged, headshotted, and beat down virtually by a 14 year old?! :O

FFML_314 11

Monday 25 October 2010 23:07

Your wife has some seriously disturbing issues.

Comments

tuttu 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 0:22

Tooo Bad ......... !!!!!!!

nosidam00 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 0:25

ydi for letting your wife play Halo. stick to dishes and vaccuming.

JpasDa1 2

Tuesday 26 October 2010 0:32

this wouldn't have happened if u had been eating her ass like a grown man

mycookiezz 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 0:49

win

jblover1234 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 0:32

wow shes a creep..

Peytonlikesme 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 0:41

Ur wife f*cked me

1664beerbelly 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 0:45

lol at least you know you have more experience than him. that's always good and your d ck is probably bigger. share your stupididty/knowledge at survivingu. com

dayve 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 0:46

lmaooo funny

janelly16 7

Tuesday 26 October 2010 0:53

your wife is a creeper

Snake867 1

Tuesday 26 October 2010 13:47

god damn your hot!!!

_HeadShot_ 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 6:26

I agree

kalakhoon 1

Saturday 30 October 2010 20:18

lol

GabbyCharityM 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 4:07

Snake, it's called she's posing with her hip out, probably is wearing a push up bra, and booty-shorts. Any girl could do this.

Babushka_Homyak 10

Tuesday 26 October 2010 0:55

What's with the pedo FMLs recently?

Daddymo 14

Tuesday 26 October 2010 1:24

Call the cops! If it were the other way round you'd be on a list by now.

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10

Keywords

Annoying Work Mental health Tattoos Customers Accident Transportation Bikes Motorbike Concert Money Parents Kids Family AITA Love Nice Guys Cute Hair Health Divorce Sex Weddings Cheating Cats Animals DIY Relatable Awkward Teenagers

The Top

Today, I realized that the air freshener in my bathroom and the air freshener in my girlfriend's bedroom are the exact same scent. Now, every time I go to the bathroom I get an erection, and every time my girlfriend and I have sex in her room, I think about shitting. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 569

You deserved it 8 693

Today, I was Whatsapping my boyfriend, as I am away for work. Before talking to him, I texted my work group I wasn’t feeling well after they invited me out. As I was chatting with what I thought was my boyfriend, I said, “I want your penis inside me.” And then realized I'd texted my work group. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 310

You deserved it 3 727

The Top

Today, I got a callback for a job, asking for an interview. I got very excited but also anxious because it's my first job after graduating from uni. While I was on call scheduling the interview, I realised I'd accidentally applied to the Royal Post to be a mailman. Now I have to call again and explain. FML

I agree, your life sucks 274

You deserved it 1 048

Today, we live in a society where an Uber Eats order arrives a lot faster than the authorities. To make things worse, the Uber Eats order arrives screwed up as well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 733

You deserved it 118

Today, I flew my girlfriend to Paris for our one year anniversary. Little did I know that instead of going up the Eiffel Tower and over looking the most romantic city she would rather spend it in bed with a French man. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 288

You deserved it 4 933

Today, I spent ages at CVS waiting for a flu shot. The main cause of holdup was a disagreement between the pharmacist and the insurance company over 4 cents. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 199

You deserved it 2 732

Today, I had to give a massage to an obese person with rank smelling fungus growing in between their skin folds. They tipped me two dollars. My hands still smell. FML

I agree, your life sucks 85 480

You deserved it 5 901

Today, I lost my job due to anonymous customer complaints. Turns out it was my toxic mother-in-law. She made those complaints because she thinks if I’m unemployed, it will be easier to convince my husband to divorce me. Luckily he knows she’s toxic and is on my side, but I’m still unemployed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 684

You deserved it 90