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By Anonymous - 25/10/2010 16:24 - United States

Today, I found out that my 43 year-old wife has been having a cyber relationship with a 14 year-old kid on Halo. FML

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By Q Hub - 14/10/2021 14:00

Today, I found out my 36 year-old wife has been cyberstalking an 18 year old-girl for a week. Why? Because the girl doesn’t believe in QAnon. I found out when my wife’s online business started getting backlash. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2020 18:00

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML

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By lonelyhubby - 08/07/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML

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By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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By Anon - 23/05/2016 10:49 - United States - Lansing

Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML

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By Somerandomguy64 - 10/12/2013 18:04 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, my wife made a system where I earn gaming time by either giving her money or doing her favors. Now whenever I use my phone, she accuses me of "secretly playing Xbox games" and gets pissed at me. I'm 28 years-old. FML

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By oldskoolfun - 26/12/2015 23:04 - United States - Warminster

Today, I woke up to my wife yelling at my 11-year-old because she found porn on the laptop. Now I have to come clean and tell her it was me so I can get him off the hook. FML

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Way to be creepy

By Shoe - 27/02/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year-old daughter. FML

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Never forget

By Emma - 17/11/2023 10:00

Today, I found out my husband has been messaging younger girls on Tinder and trying to meet up. I asked him why he would do such a thing when we have a healthy sex life. His response was ,“They’re just hotter, just like that senior football player you cheated on me with in sophomore year high school.” We’re 40 now. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2013 05:10 - United States - Novi

Today, after being married for 20 years, I found out that my wife has accounts on multiple dating sites, "just in case." FML

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anti_average 5

Monday 25 October 2010 23:05

You're letting your wife get teabagged, headshotted, and beat down virtually by a 14 year old?! :O

FFML_314 11

Monday 25 October 2010 23:07

Your wife has some seriously disturbing issues.

Comments

SHANNON_fml 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 1:34

she must be MILFY!

SHANNON_fml 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 1:34

she must be MILFY!

shove117 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 1:37

actually Op I'm 17 not fourteen....

shove117 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 1:37

actually Op I'm 17 not fourteen....

thewife5 19

Tuesday 26 October 2010 1:49

what's wrong with people? that's FML right there! "I'm divorcing my wife cuz she's hot for teenage boys" :(

cheerchika 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 1:55

haha well I guess she likes male teen gamers ;)

DaylightDiesInNJ 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 2:08

hide yo kids hide yo wife hide yo kids hide yo wife hide yo kids hide yo wife and hide your husband...they rapin errbody out here.

taylorr14 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 8:50

hahaha lmao

GabbyCharityM 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 4:11

Better yet; Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, cuz she be molestin an effin' 14 year ol'!!

GlaoigharAirm 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 2:21

I bet he t-bags her more often than you do.

swagginMark 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 2:37

cougar haha xD jk

elmorous 0

Tuesday 26 October 2010 2:38

what? is she a school teacher?

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