Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer for the second time in two years, and they may end up removing my last testicle. Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation joked, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to being a woman." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I finally lost some weight. Unfortunately, that's only because I had a testicle removed due to cancer. FML
Today, on top of learning that I have three discs pressing on my spinal column and a labral tear, I also found out my left testicle dropped, but not my right one. I'm nearly 40 and I need to see a urologist over this. After the surgeries to fix my spine and hip. FML
Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML
Today, after my brother punched me in the balls a few weeks ago, and while I was clutching myself in pain I actually felt a hard lump on the right testicle, I got the results: it’s cancer but survivable if they remove the testicle. I had to thank my brother for saving me by punching me in the balls. FML
Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast." That's not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's because I could feel something solid in my breasts, and I wanted to get it checked, just to be safe. Turns out it was my ribs. Oops. FML
Today, I found out I have to have an operation. This will be the third in 3 years, all for completely unrelated reasons. I'm only 26 and apparently my body is already falling apart at the seams. FML
Today, after being diagnosed with breast cancer, enduring months of tortuous chemo, having painful radiation treatments and having had my tubes tied, I realized I’ve become the butt of an incredibly cruel cosmic joke. I got pregnant from the one-night stand I had to celebrate beating cancer. FML
Today, I was told I'll need a hysterectomy. I'm barely 22. My doctor said "You probably wanted kids, huh? That's gonna be rough!" FML
Today, I awoke with a swollen, painful testicle. I called the ambulance and went to the hospital. After they'd done an ultrasound, it's a bad infection. My nurse was someone I used to know and had a major crush on. She's responsible for checking my testicle every 20 minutes when she checks my heart rate. FML
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Top comments
IntoTheClouds 42
Sorry to hear about your cancer, OP. Best wishes.
josebeto1 6
****** up bro, hope you don't lose it
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Comments (289)
randii_17 11
What an ignorant doctor! I can't believe someone would be so rude! :(
wishfulmidget 0
this is just not funny...sorry OP best wishes to you
gusgus36 5
That's awful :(
chelseaaababyyy 17
your dog is huge, i had to click on the picture because as i was scrolling down i swore you were cuddling a bear lol but i agree, its so sad /:
IntoTheClouds 42
Damn glitches . . .
MegaTroller_fml 5
As a reply, you should have said "Suck my dick, asshole!" That'll shut him/her up.
Snookie85 19
lol. That's hilarious!!
BellaBelle_fml 23
Wtf is wrong with you?! Bastard.
tatersr9 1
I hope this happen to you **** face
fatalhit2 0
Wow. You are laughing at someone who has cancer. That's not cool. How would you feel if you had cancer and then people laughed at you?
arielzbkny 0
**** you!!! How could you say that you bitch ass hoe!!! I hope there is an ugly cancer cuz you'd be the first to get it!! :/
iam_yummylicious 12
Look into testicular implants?
mind_fucked 4
Well op im sorry to hear that and i hoped u told the docs to go **** themselves!
bjr1208 3
Good luck, tell the doc to suck your one good nut! ;)
beercanman 3
Cancer sucks. Hope it works out well for you. And I'd find a new doctor!