By AL - 21/09/2011 05:53 - United States
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no, shut up, threesome jokes are ******* lame
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
wth, this sounds realy bad
So, you'll be able to say "My stepbrother has slept with both me and my sister". Sounds cool.
Oh yeah very matoure!
Number 1. Best first comment yet.
50- which is all that matters!
well this would be the best time to get some revenge on him! Put a fake spider in his bed!
25- Like fantasize about throwing fake spiders onto someone's bed. Those creepers.
Oh, god. Creepers piss me off. How DARE they fantasize about fake spiders! /shudder.
What kind of creepers are we talking about here? The virtual ones? The stalker ones? 0_o
The creapy kind
-41 The "preying" ones
At least you mom isn't marring your ex boyfriend...
Actually, I was thinking this sounded more like something out of a penthouse forum.
Your mom is a douche.
Out of everyone to call a douche in this FML you pick OP's mum? Really??
This is where you sabotage their relationship.
Put some cayanne (sp?) in his food and drinks, but not in your mom's. It'll make her seem like the bad guy.
Cayenne
^ Win
Fuck me gently, no pun intended !!!
What the **** are you talking about?
^^ clearly there is a pun. If you don't believe me just ask the pixie smoking liquid crack in the corner over there!!
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Every holiday turns into an episode of Jerry Springer.
Seems like family gatherings are going to be an orgy for everyone but you. Maybe they'll let you hold the camera.