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saIty
| 17
Every holiday turns into an episode of Jerry Springer.
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perdix
| 29
Seems like family gatherings are going to be an orgy for everyone but you. Maybe they'll let you hold the camera.
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doyers11
| 0
3some?!
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Jimster1712
| 0
no, shut up, threesome jokes are fucking lame
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kings1fan
| 6
Yeh what an idiot everyones knows foursome jokes are WAY better
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gojira666
| 7
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
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phoenixslayer69
| 4
And fivesums will kill you....
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est000dog
| 11
wth, this sounds realy bad
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dre_bro11
| 12
So, you'll be able to say "My stepbrother has slept with both me and my sister". Sounds cool.
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StormfrontX33_fml
| 24
Sharing is caring last I heard. I just wouldn't take another turn seeing as the toy has already been passed around too much and is probably filthy.
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RedSharpieInk
| 5
Paint his nails hot pink when he's sleeping
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mahomie97
| 7
Oh yeah very matoure!
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nashspring
| 1
Number 1. Best first comment yet.
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bubbly31
| 0
Before reading the second line all I saw was "today my mom married my boyfriend"
that would be way more awkward
that would be way more awkward
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11grace18
| 5
50- which is all that matters!
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Baybe15
| 0
Stay tuned for next weeks "All In The Family".....
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akichan15
| 5
dumbass.
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rocker_chick105
| 31
well this would be the best time to get some revenge on him! Put a fake spider in his bed!
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BellaBelle_fml
| 23
Yea! That'll show him! Fake spiders are fucking scary as hell.
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quinkadink
| 0
Ur pic is skanky have some respect for ur self. U should kno strange ppl come on here ... Never kno what they will do....
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
25- Like fantasize about throwing fake spiders onto someone's bed.
Those creepers.
Those creepers.
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faithxoxox
| 1
Oh, god. Creepers piss me off. How DARE they fantasize about fake spiders! /shudder.
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VorpikeII
| 17
What kind of creepers are we talking about here? The virtual ones? The stalker ones? 0_o
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ceddyz17
| 7
The creapy kind
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FlipInBrosky
| 4
-41 The "preying" ones
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jman730
| 0
This calls for a mega dick punch!
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rexgar2000
| 10
or a roundhouse kick to the face? get it?
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MyMilkShake2Yard
| 0
At least you mom isn't marring your ex boyfriend...
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saIty
| 17
Every holiday turns into an episode of Jerry Springer.
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kings1fan
| 6
Jerry Jerry Jerry
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slick5880
| 22
Actually, I was thinking this sounded more like something out of a penthouse forum.
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Jdimp
| 1
this should be a movie
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princessbits
| 17
Your mom is a douche.
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xlord
| 27
Out of everyone to call a douche in this FML you pick OP's mum? Really??
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The_Instigator
| 11
This is where you sabotage their relationship.
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
Put some cayanne (sp?) in his food and drinks, but not in your mom's. It'll make her seem like the bad guy.
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ThreeSheetsGone
| 12
Cayenne
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rexgar2000
| 10
this is Jerry Springer shit!
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Runescaper
| 1
^ Win
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juliushater
| 12
Fuck me gently, no pun intended !!!
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MegaTroller_fml
| 5
What the fuck are you talking about?
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xlord
| 27
^^ clearly there is a pun. If you don't believe me just ask the pixie smoking liquid crack in the corner over there!!
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MyLifeIsWierd
| 12
If there was no pun u shouldnt have even commented
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KennKenn
| 0
It's not gonna be incest too. Prepare for lots of moaning.
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kings1fan
| 6
Keep it in the family
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