By AL - 21/09/2011 05:53 - United States

 Today, my mom is marrying my ex boyfriend's dad. The same ex boyfriend who I caught cheating on me with my sister. Family gatherings are going to be such a joy! FML
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saIty 17

Every holiday turns into an episode of Jerry Springer.

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perdix 29

Seems like family gatherings are going to be an orgy for everyone but you. Maybe they'll let you hold the camera.

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doyers11 0

3some?!

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Jimster1712 0

no, shut up, threesome jokes are ******* lame

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kings1fan 6

Yeh what an idiot everyones knows foursome jokes are WAY better

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gojira666 7

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

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phoenixslayer69 4

And fivesums will kill you....

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est000dog 11

wth, this sounds realy bad

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dre_bro11 12

So, you'll be able to say "My stepbrother has slept with both me and my sister". Sounds cool.

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RedSharpieInk 5

Paint his nails hot pink when he's sleeping

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mahomie97 7

Oh yeah very matoure!

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nashspring 1

Number 1. Best first comment yet.

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bubbly31 0

Before reading the second line all I saw was "today my mom married my boyfriend" that would be way more awkward

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11grace18 5

50- which is all that matters!

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Baybe15 0

Stay tuned for next weeks "All In The Family".....

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akichan15 5

dumbass.

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rocker_chick105 31

well this would be the best time to get some revenge on him! Put a fake spider in his bed!

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BellaBelle_fml 23

Yea! That'll show him! Fake spiders are ******* scary as hell.

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quinkadink 0

Ur pic is skanky have some respect for ur self. U should kno strange ppl come on here ... Never kno what they will do....

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StoryOfTheYear 14

25- Like fantasize about throwing fake spiders onto someone's bed. Those creepers.

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faithxoxox 1

Oh, god. Creepers piss me off. How DARE they fantasize about fake spiders! /shudder.

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VorpikeII 17

What kind of creepers are we talking about here? The virtual ones? The stalker ones? 0_o

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ceddyz17 10

The creapy kind

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FlipInBrosky 4

-41 The "preying" ones

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jman730 0

This calls for a mega dick punch!

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rexgar2000 10

or a roundhouse kick to the face? get it?

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MyMilkShake2Yard 0

At least you mom isn't marring your ex boyfriend...

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saIty 17

Every holiday turns into an episode of Jerry Springer.

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kings1fan 6

Jerry Jerry Jerry

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slick5880 22

Actually, I was thinking this sounded more like something out of a penthouse forum.

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Jdimp 1

this should be a movie

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princessbits 17

Your mom is a douche.

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xlord 27

Out of everyone to call a douche in this FML you pick OP's mum? Really??

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The_Instigator 11

This is where you sabotage their relationship.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Put some cayanne (sp?) in his food and drinks, but not in your mom's. It'll make her seem like the bad guy.

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rexgar2000 10

this is Jerry Springer shit!

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juliushater 12

Fuck me gently, no pun intended !!!

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MegaTroller_fml 5

What the **** are you talking about?

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xlord 27

^^ clearly there is a pun. If you don't believe me just ask the pixie smoking liquid crack in the corner over there!!

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MyLifeIsWierd 12

If there was no pun u shouldnt have even commented

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KennKenn 0

It's not gonna be incest too. Prepare for lots of moaning.

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kings1fan 6

Keep it in the family

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