FML : Today, my mom is marrying my ex boyfriend's dad. The same ex boyfriend who I caught cheating on me with my sister. Family gatherings are going to be such...

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Today, my mom is marrying my ex boyfriend's dad. The same ex boyfriend who I caught cheating on me with my sister. Family gatherings are going to be such a joy! FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By AL / Wednesday 21 September 2011 05:53 / United States

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By saIty | 17

#3321625 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 12:06

Every holiday turns into an episode of Jerry Springer.

By perdix | 29

#3321684 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 12:17

Seems like family gatherings are going to be an orgy for everyone but you. Maybe they'll let you hold the camera.

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By doyers11 | 0

#3321613 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 12:04

3some?!

Jimster1712 | 0

#3321702 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 12:20

no, shut up, threesome jokes are fucking lame

kings1fan | 6

#3321731 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 12:25

Yeh what an idiot everyones knows foursome jokes are WAY better

gojira666 | 7

#3321751 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 12:27

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

phoenixslayer69 | 4

#3321813 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 12:45

And fivesums will kill you....

est000dog | 11

#3322077 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 14:16

wth, this sounds realy bad

dre_bro11 | 12

#3322193 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 14:56

So, you'll be able to say "My stepbrother has slept with both me and my sister". Sounds cool.

StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#3322341 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 15:52

Sharing is caring last I heard. I just wouldn't take another turn seeing as the toy has already been passed around too much and is probably filthy.

RedSharpieInk | 5

#3325583 - Thursday 22 September 2011 1:12

Paint his nails hot pink when he's sleeping

mahomie97 | 7

#3326030 - Thursday 22 September 2011 2:52

Oh yeah very matoure!

nashspring | 1

#3326324 - Thursday 22 September 2011 3:57

Number 1. Best first comment yet.

bubbly31 | 0

#3326532 - Thursday 22 September 2011 4:37

Before reading the second line all I saw was "today my mom married my boyfriend"
that would be way more awkward

11grace18 | 5

#3326619 - Thursday 22 September 2011 4:51

50- which is all that matters!

Baybe15 | 0

#3328991 - Thursday 22 September 2011 17:58

Stay tuned for next weeks "All In The Family".....

akichan15 | 5

#3340167 - Saturday 24 September 2011 22:57

dumbass.

By rocker_chick105 | 31

#3321614 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 12:04

well this would be the best time to get some revenge on him! Put a fake spider in his bed!

BellaBelle_fml | 23

#3321768 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 12:31

Yea! That'll show him! Fake spiders are fucking scary as hell.

quinkadink | 0

#3321837 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 12:51

Ur pic is skanky have some respect for ur self. U should kno strange ppl come on here ... Never kno what they will do....

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3321890 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 13:03

25- Like fantasize about throwing fake spiders onto someone's bed.
Those creepers.

faithxoxox | 1

#3322062 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 14:13

Oh, god. Creepers piss me off. How DARE they fantasize about fake spiders! /shudder.

VorpikeII | 17

#3322069 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 14:16

What kind of creepers are we talking about here? The virtual ones? The stalker ones? 0_o

ceddyz17 | 10

#3322174 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 14:45

The creapy kind

FlipInBrosky | 4

#3322393 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 16:08

-41 The "preying" ones

By jman730 | 0

#3321623 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 12:05

This calls for a mega dick punch!

rexgar2000 | 10

#3322920 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 18:31

or a roundhouse kick to the face? get it?

MyMilkShake2Yard | 0

#3324982 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 23:35

At least you mom isn't marring your ex boyfriend...

By saIty | 17

#3321625 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 12:06

Every holiday turns into an episode of Jerry Springer.

kings1fan | 6

#3321712 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 12:22

Jerry Jerry Jerry

slick5880 | 22

#3321906 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 13:06

Actually, I was thinking this sounded more like something out of a penthouse forum.

Jdimp | 1

#3330811 - Friday 23 September 2011 1:40

this should be a movie

By princessbits | 17

#3321639 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 12:10

Your mom is a douche.

xlord | 27

#3321827 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 12:50

Out of everyone to call a douche in this FML you pick OP's mum? Really??

By The_Instigator | 11

#3321642 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 12:10

This is where you sabotage their relationship.

CryMoreFMLs | 14

#3322196 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 14:58

Put some cayanne (sp?) in his food and drinks, but not in your mom's. It'll make her seem like the bad guy.

ThreeSheetsGone | 12

#3322228 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 15:23

Cayenne

rexgar2000 | 10

#3322914 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 18:29

this is Jerry Springer shit!

By Runescaper | 1

#3321655 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 12:12

^ Win

By juliushater | 12

#3321656 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 12:12

Fuck me gently, no pun intended !!!

MegaTroller_fml | 5

#3321887 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 13:02

What the fuck are you talking about?

xlord | 27

#3322190 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 14:54

^^ clearly there is a pun. If you don't believe me just ask the pixie smoking liquid crack in the corner over there!!

MyLifeIsWierd | 12

#3330564 - Friday 23 September 2011 0:45

If there was no pun u shouldnt have even commented

By KennKenn | 0

#3321659 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 12:13

It's not gonna be incest too. Prepare for lots of moaning.

By kings1fan | 6

#3321663 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 12:13

Keep it in the family

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