no, shut up, threesome jokes are fucking lame

Yeh what an idiot everyones knows foursome jokes are WAY better

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

And fivesums will kill you....

wth, this sounds realy bad

So, you'll be able to say "My stepbrother has slept with both me and my sister". Sounds cool.

Sharing is caring last I heard. I just wouldn't take another turn seeing as the toy has already been passed around too much and is probably filthy.

Paint his nails hot pink when he's sleeping

Oh yeah very matoure!

Number 1. Best first comment yet.

Before reading the second line all I saw was "today my mom married my boyfriend" that would be way more awkward

50- which is all that matters!

Stay tuned for next weeks "All In The Family".....

dumbass.

Yea! That'll show him! Fake spiders are fucking scary as hell.

Ur pic is skanky have some respect for ur self. U should kno strange ppl come on here ... Never kno what they will do....

25- Like fantasize about throwing fake spiders onto someone's bed. Those creepers.

Oh, god. Creepers piss me off. How DARE they fantasize about fake spiders! /shudder.

What kind of creepers are we talking about here? The virtual ones? The stalker ones? 0_o

The creapy kind

-41 The "preying" ones

or a roundhouse kick to the face? get it?

At least you mom isn't marring your ex boyfriend...

Jerry Jerry Jerry

Actually, I was thinking this sounded more like something out of a penthouse forum.

this should be a movie

Out of everyone to call a douche in this FML you pick OP's mum? Really??

Put some cayanne (sp?) in his food and drinks, but not in your mom's. It'll make her seem like the bad guy.

Cayenne

this is Jerry Springer shit!

What the fuck are you talking about?

^^ clearly there is a pun. If you don't believe me just ask the pixie smoking liquid crack in the corner over there!!

If there was no pun u shouldnt have even commented