FML : Today, I found out my son told his teachers that I make his brother Tom sleep on the floor, make him stay out of the house for long periods of time, and...

Today, I found out my son told his teachers that I make his brother Tom sleep on the floor, make him stay out of the house for long periods of time, and don't let him use the toilet. Tom is actually our cat. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Bad Mother - / Thursday 8 October 2015 11:53 / United Arab Emirates - Dubai

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By MrSassypants | 31

#6430316 - Friday 9 October 2015 1:48

You have a cat named Tom? How do you deal with the senseless violence gong on 24/7 between your cat and Jerry the mouse?

By CaptainBlack | 18

#6430325 - Friday 9 October 2015 1:52

Should have named him Mittens...

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By wellhi | 7

#6430314 - Friday 9 October 2015 1:48

What a cat-astrophe.

Sayeret_Matkal | 18

#6430328 - Friday 9 October 2015 1:54

No.

Y_Joestar | 10

#6430440 - Friday 9 October 2015 4:59

Lol, I actually liked it.

lexiieeex3 | 32

#6431346 - Saturday 10 October 2015 7:11

Too overused here...

By MrSassypants | 31

#6430316 - Friday 9 October 2015 1:48

You have a cat named Tom? How do you deal with the senseless violence gong on 24/7 between your cat and Jerry the mouse?

RudeDudeSB | 5

#6430364 - Friday 9 October 2015 2:44

I wanted to post that :(

LilMissCanadian | 22

#6430405 - Friday 9 October 2015 3:45

This made my day

By Toolishing | 22

#6430318 - Friday 9 October 2015 1:49

Someone had to let the cat out of the bag.

By whoredom | 21

#6430320 - Friday 9 October 2015 1:50

maybe your son shouldn't be so catty. However maybe with that attitude they'll be eating out of his paws. I'm sure he has a great purrpose

bapbap_fml | 15

#6430324 - Friday 9 October 2015 1:52

Swing and a miss...

kaybows | 14

#6430334 - Friday 9 October 2015 1:56

That was cringeworthy.

kpetrovski | 24

#6430417 - Friday 9 October 2015 4:15

You must be fun at parties...

Soninuva | 41

#6430470 - Friday 9 October 2015 5:41

I'll be the first to admit that I'm atrocious when it comes to making puns, but that's taking it too far and trying too hard.

JMichael | 25

#6430488 - Friday 9 October 2015 6:10

Tried a little too hard there. Maybe next time you'll get it purrfectly. ;)

olillia | 16

#6431291 - Saturday 10 October 2015 5:02

I'll admit. This pun was so bad that at first I thought you were just being a bitch to a little kid... Like... It was that bad.

By tranced_ | 42

#6430321 - Friday 9 October 2015 1:51

Keep calm and love cats :3

By yea_its_me123 | 13

#6430322 - Friday 9 October 2015 1:51

Haha what an original name for a cat! Looks like a cats got your tongue!

By CaptainBlack | 18

#6430325 - Friday 9 October 2015 1:52

Should have named him Mittens...

By Redoxx_fml | 22

#6430335 - Friday 9 October 2015 1:57

Is your son named Jerry by any chance ?

Enslaved | 36

#6430345 - Friday 9 October 2015 2:03

No because then he'd be quiet as a mouse.

Redoxx_fml | 22

#6430368 - Friday 9 October 2015 2:50

Ha ha.

By kwerner7116 | 14

#6430346 - Friday 9 October 2015 2:04

That's a son for ya

By DerSuldam | 25

#6430355 - Friday 9 October 2015 2:16

Have you, by any chance, referred to yourself as the "mom" of the cat? I personally wouldn't, but people do do that sometime.

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