By Bad Mother - 08/10/2015 11:53 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, I found out my son told his teachers that I make his brother Tom sleep on the floor, make him stay out of the house for long periods of time, and don't let him use the toilet. Tom is actually our cat. FML
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MrSassypants 32
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You have a cat named Tom? How do you deal with the senseless violence gong on 24/7 between your cat and Jerry the mouse?

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CaptainBlack 18
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Should have named him Mittens...

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wellhi 7
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What a cat-astrophe.

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Y_Joestar 10
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Lol, I actually liked it.

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lexiieeex3 32

Too overused here...

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MrSassypants 32
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You have a cat named Tom? How do you deal with the senseless violence gong on 24/7 between your cat and Jerry the mouse?

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RudeDudeSB 5

I wanted to post that :(

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Toolishing 22
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Someone had to let the cat out of the bag.

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whoredom 21
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maybe your son shouldn't be so catty. However maybe with that attitude they'll be eating out of his paws. I'm sure he has a great purrpose

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bapbap_fml 15
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Swing and a miss...

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kaybows 14
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That was cringeworthy.

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kpetrovski 24
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You must be fun at parties...

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Soninuva 41
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I'll be the first to admit that I'm atrocious when it comes to making puns, but that's taking it too far and trying too hard.

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JMichael 25

Tried a little too hard there. Maybe next time you'll get it purrfectly. ;)

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olillia 16
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I'll admit. This pun was so bad that at first I thought you were just being a bitch to a little kid... Like... It was that bad.

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tranced_ 44
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Keep calm and love cats :3

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yea_its_me123 13
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Haha what an original name for a cat! Looks like a cats got your tongue!

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CaptainBlack 18
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Should have named him Mittens...

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Redoxx_fml 22

Is your son named Jerry by any chance ?

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Enslaved 36
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No because then he'd be quiet as a mouse.

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Redoxx_fml 22

Ha ha.

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kwerner7116 14

That's a son for ya

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DerSuldam 25
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Have you, by any chance, referred to yourself as the "mom" of the cat? I personally wouldn't, but people do do that sometime.

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