By Bad Mother - 08/10/2015 11:53 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, I found out my son told his teachers that I make his brother Tom sleep on the floor, make him stay out of the house for long periods of time, and don't let him use the toilet. Tom is actually our cat. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 993
You deserved it 1 897

Same thing different taste

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You have a cat named Tom? How do you deal with the senseless violence gong on 24/7 between your cat and Jerry the mouse?

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You have a cat named Tom? How do you deal with the senseless violence gong on 24/7 between your cat and Jerry the mouse?

Someone had to let the cat out of the bag.

maybe your son shouldn't be so catty. However maybe with that attitude they'll be eating out of his paws. I'm sure he has a great purrpose

I'll be the first to admit that I'm atrocious when it comes to making puns, but that's taking it too far and trying too hard.

JMichael 25

Tried a little too hard there. Maybe next time you'll get it purrfectly. ;)

I'll admit. This pun was so bad that at first I thought you were just being a bitch to a little kid... Like... It was that bad.

Haha what an original name for a cat! Looks like a cats got your tongue!

Redoxx_fml 22

Is your son named Jerry by any chance ?

kwerner7116 14

Have you, by any chance, referred to yourself as the "mom" of the cat? I personally wouldn't, but people do do that sometime.