Today, I found out my son told his teachers that I make his brother Tom sleep on the floor, make him stay out of the house for long periods of time, and don't let him use the toilet. Tom is actually our cat. FML
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MrSassypants
| 32
You have a cat named Tom? How do you deal with the senseless violence gong on 24/7 between your cat and Jerry the mouse?
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CaptainBlack
| 18
Should have named him Mittens...
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wellhi
| 7
What a cat-astrophe.
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Sayeret_Matkal
| 18
No.
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Y_Joestar
| 10
Lol, I actually liked it.
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lexiieeex3
| 32
Too overused here...
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MrSassypants
| 32
You have a cat named Tom? How do you deal with the senseless violence gong on 24/7 between your cat and Jerry the mouse?
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RudeDudeSB
| 5
I wanted to post that :(
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LilMissCanadian
| 22
This made my day
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Toolishing
| 22
Someone had to let the cat out of the bag.
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whoredom
| 21
maybe your son shouldn't be so catty. However maybe with that attitude they'll be eating out of his paws. I'm sure he has a great purrpose
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bapbap_fml
| 15
Swing and a miss...
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kaybows
| 14
That was cringeworthy.
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kpetrovski
| 24
You must be fun at parties...
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Soninuva
| 41
I'll be the first to admit that I'm atrocious when it comes to making puns, but that's taking it too far and trying too hard.
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JMichael
| 25
Tried a little too hard there. Maybe next time you'll get it purrfectly. ;)
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olillia
| 16
I'll admit. This pun was so bad that at first I thought you were just being a bitch to a little kid... Like... It was that bad.
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tranced_
| 43
Keep calm and love cats :3
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yea_its_me123
| 13
Haha what an original name for a cat! Looks like a cats got your tongue!
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CaptainBlack
| 18
Should have named him Mittens...
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Redoxx_fml
| 22
Is your son named Jerry by any chance ?
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Enslaved
| 36
No because then he'd be quiet as a mouse.
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Redoxx_fml
| 22
Ha ha.
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kwerner7116
| 14
That's a son for ya
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DerSuldam
| 25
Have you, by any chance, referred to yourself as the "mom" of the cat? I personally wouldn't, but people do do that sometime.