Today, I found out that I'd been wrong to constantly accuse next door's cat of peeing on my car every night. It was actually my 16-year-old son. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML
Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML
Today, I got home to some mad woman in my yard screaming about pregnancy and rape, and I almost had a heart attack thinking my son was being accused of some terrible crime. Turns out she was accusing my 15-year-old tomcat of impregnating her prize winning white fluff-ball of a cat. FML
Today, I found out my son told his teachers that I make his brother Tom sleep on the floor, make him stay out of the house for long periods of time, and don't let him use the toilet. Tom is actually our cat. FML
Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML
Today, I discovered that in the three days I left my 18-year-old son in charge, my dog had gotten pregnant. When I confronted my son about it, he stated, "I don't want the reputation of being a cock-blocker." FML
Today, after a relaxing week away, my husband and I came home to discover our 17 year old son crashed one of our cars against the other. FML
Today, I walked outside to find someone had egged my house and smashed a pumpkin onto my car. I later discovered that the perpetrator was my own 8 year old son. FML
Today, I was in my backyard scolding my cat. I yelled, "If you can't learn to use the bathroom correctly then I am going to leave your stupid butt out here in the snow until you figure it out!!" Later, my neighbor left me a nasty note about child abuse - she thought I was scolding my son. FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
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flashback.miss 28
Make him wash it...with his tongue.
morganrules123 10
If it smelled as bad as cat urine, your son may need to see a doctor.
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Comments (93)
perdix 31
Do you mean that the cat has been peeing on your son?
MaggieJH 7
When he gets his own car, get your cat or dog to pee in it
nuraH 8
so he goes out of his way to pee outside instead of the bathroom
xTrepidation 14
To go all the way outside in the middle of the night and pee on the car (I'm sure he passed a few bathrooms) he sounds pretty determined. If only we knew what for? Maybe he thinks you'll give him your car once you can't stand the stench anymore.
imtooshy 18
Just wondering what could possibly be going through this boys mind to make him behave in such a way! Good luck OP, I think you're in for a long mental process with him.
sweet23_fml 11
Could have been sleep walking/peeing my brother did it for two months, but never on the car it was always the letter box.
arre2006 19
Can't house train your son? Lol
TheWorldGreatest 8
Why on earth would he do something like that! That's totally nasty!
Pinkgal123 24
Ewww .
tailyerd 17
you taught him well
avapaige1234 19
You must have pissed him off too much for him to do that.