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FYL you have a disgusting son. *cough*first*cough*
Do I get a medal? Or a reward of any kind?
First off Antonio718, who cares who is first? I didn't realize that this was a competition. Secondly, it is absolutely inappropriate to call someone a "retard" and thirdly, the word is "you're" not your. The word "you're" is a shortened version of you are. The word "your" indicates possession. The next time you try to tell someone they are unintelligent, take a long look in the mirror.
Wow first off when did i state i wanted to be first? 2. I didn't know FML was a website that teaches spelling and grammar. I thought it was an internet forum. But its not thanks for informing me dumbass. 3. Oh wow. Retard. I'm going to hurt so many people with that word. Get a life retard
STFU Antonio718
This Antonio kid seems like a homosexual.
There's nothing wrong with posting "first!" as long as you have included a proper comment too. People who still get enraged by that are the annoying ones. Yeah also annoying are the people who, in light of finding they are first poster, can ONLY post "OMG!! FIRST!!!". That is annoying, but getting all hormonal over it is not the situation. Anyway, back to the FML. OP that's absolutely disgusting. I mean, sometimes I just can't be bothered getting out of bed when I need the toilet in the morning, but you just manage or at least hold it in until you become less tired. If it was like a 10 year old I might just understand, but an 18 year old? I'm not going to say you're a bad parent, cos that's harsh, but you clearly didn't teach him enough shame for him to be disgusted by that.
No I would say Antonio is gay, they're just as polite as everyone else is. Maybe he's just a failure of a human being who can't stand being corrected so he acts like a bitch about it to cover up his own inadequate self.
@67: maybe he is?
Amen.
Yes, #4 'you're' like "You're the biggest douche bag ive ever shoved up my vagi-gi" (: Was that to far? Eh, why the hell not? Its not like i know anyone on this site.
this isn't an english lesson, and u didn't even leave a comment concerning the FML smart one
Antonio has anger management. Calm down you crazy bitch.
I hate when people get on grammar -___- it's ridiculous -TYPE HOW EVER YOU ****** FEEL LIKE IT YOU GOT THE MESSAGE TROUGH RIGHT?! STUPID BITCH UNDERSTOOD RIGHT?! jeez -Ł
Um, you should've raised him better. YDI.
Yes, YDI for his son being lazy. /sarcasm
Dont blame a person on how another acts. Especially when that other is a adult
my brother used to pee in a bottle when he didnt feel like getting up.... then he kept the bottles filled in a cabinet at least it isnt as disturbing as that haha but yeah, fyl. he's gross
You guys should see "The Aviator"
You should pee in his bed. Blame it on the cat.
bahaha, YES!!!
******* BRILLIANT
Winning
No, a slob? A lazy one?
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Re-read it. He's 18!
Well that depends on what you define as young. For instance; would you say 18 is young?
Well I'm 18, and since 18 is the age of a legal adult and you should know to go to the bathroom, no 18 is not young
darkmis1, I think xkaitlinwhitex would be OK if he were 18 years, 10 days old, but would be offended if he were 18 years, 360 days old. Seeing that she is 16, I can assume she pees on the carpet and wants to know her deadline when it ceases to be cute.
#11, OP said "my 18 year old son"...
i only pee in a botle in the truck cos it takes to long to get back up to speed lol mind you i bin it at the first chance i get not keep it in a cabinet or toss it out the window , thats just bad. oh and rub his nose in it :)
My fiance and his brother used to mow lawns and they peed in bottles. My fiance would throw them out, his brother would leave them in the hot truck. It took ages for my fiance to get the stench out when he inherited the truck. So...keep up with throwing them out lol
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You should pee in his bed. Blame it on the cat.
my brother used to pee in a bottle when he didnt feel like getting up.... then he kept the bottles filled in a cabinet at least it isnt as disturbing as that haha but yeah, fyl. he's gross