Today, I found out that I'd been wrong to constantly accuse next door's cat of peeing on my car every night. It was actually my 16-year-old son. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML
Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML
Today, I got home to some mad woman in my yard screaming about pregnancy and rape, and I almost had a heart attack thinking my son was being accused of some terrible crime. Turns out she was accusing my 15-year-old tomcat of impregnating her prize winning white fluff-ball of a cat. FML
Today, I found out my son told his teachers that I make his brother Tom sleep on the floor, make him stay out of the house for long periods of time, and don't let him use the toilet. Tom is actually our cat. FML
Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML
Today, I discovered that in the three days I left my 18-year-old son in charge, my dog had gotten pregnant. When I confronted my son about it, he stated, "I don't want the reputation of being a cock-blocker." FML
Today, after a relaxing week away, my husband and I came home to discover our 17 year old son crashed one of our cars against the other. FML
Today, I walked outside to find someone had egged my house and smashed a pumpkin onto my car. I later discovered that the perpetrator was my own 8 year old son. FML
Today, I was in my backyard scolding my cat. I yelled, "If you can't learn to use the bathroom correctly then I am going to leave your stupid butt out here in the snow until you figure it out!!" Later, my neighbor left me a nasty note about child abuse - she thought I was scolding my son. FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
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flashback.miss 28
Make him wash it...with his tongue.
morganrules123 10
If it smelled as bad as cat urine, your son may need to see a doctor.
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Comments (93)
tehdarkness 21
Guess he was just marking his territory. I think he is trying to make you give him the car now that he is old enough to drive!
ratorr2 23
Didn't you raise this kid?
Nobody_Nowhere 12
How did you discover that it was your son peeing on the car and not the cat?
CreamGravy 36
I actually kinda hope for your sake that he's drunk at the time, because if not you raised a total idiot. Not that I'm encouraging underage drinking, of course.
Timber147 9
So I guess he's hand washing it the next couple of months?
cna1216 15
With all due respect, has your son been tested?
thewhite_obama69 7
I think you need to properly punish your son if you already haven't
blowtrees420 6
nobody's even gonna question why his son is doing this?? OP has got to be a Shitty dad in some way
joopjoop 19
once my friends brother was sleepwalking and he opened the stove and peed in it.
xgetxbentx 13
There's a pretty distinct difference between cat pee and people pee... Cat pee in general is just a distinctive smell.