Ohh, sucks to be you.

That's why you always handle that kind of stuff yourself.

Mothers, huh? I'll bet she won't even accept that she did anything wrong.

Exactly! If you want something to get done, it is best to do it yourself.

With the million dollars that's going to be sent at your house, why care about collage now?

You'd probably care just to learn how to spell college.

FIND THAT SCAMMER AND KICK THEIR ASS!

I love a good collage. Matisse made some great cut paper collages toward the end of his career. Don't knock collage.

My mother did this. Then I had to go see a lawyer about getting my stolen identity fixed.

"But honey, the nice man in the email said I was the lucky visitor!"

I hate when I'm the millionth visitor twice in a row.

You won't be complaining when you win a new iPhone 4 or a flashy new iPad 2 or maybe even a million dollars!

http://xkcd.com/570/

I know exactly which xkcd that is. It's the one with the car. I'm going to go check if I'm right.

EDIT: Yup, that's the one.

You shouldn't worry. This site was actually for real and tomorrow you'll wake up with a 5 lbs lighter body!

You derp

derpyderpson? are we related?

Well at least you get a free iPad.

Or laptop/gaming console/phone/music player

Yeah, you ruined it.

Parents seem to be technologically impaired like that...

Mom's especially.

yeah ussualy, not all tho, my dad knows atleast 6 programming languages and does computer science stuff.

She's not the brightest crayon in the box, now is she?

Again, thank you captain obvious.

You're welcome sergeant sarcasm!

sir yes sir major stupidity!!!

Haha keyboard warrior got owned

Haha you're an idiot. It was sarcasm, I see no owning here.

It's cuz you're Canadian lol ;D

I'm sorry 69, it seems I'm on a spree of insults and losing arguments. I should calm down and accept defeat.

So I'm guessing that you were not accepted?

That's absurd.

So is that face you're pulling in your display picture. Lol

I would be scared if I were you, very very scared. I get paranoid about this kinda crap.

I'd be really happy to win a free expensive item or a lot of money for being the millionth visitor!

Still.. Ur killin it..

Maybe an institute of higher learning isn't for you. School's provide the correct website to apply for financial aid. Can you say, "Welcome to McDonald's may I take your order?"

Ha! Good point

*schools