By brokeandalone - United States
Today, I found out my wife has been bribing my daughter to keep quiet about her affair with my boss. That would explain the iPhone 4S, the $500 shoes, the $200 purse, and the professional $300 haircut. They told me it was because she had straight A's. FML
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  Torva_fml  |  16

This is actually one of the times I would approve a comment suggesting divorce. Kick that cheating Cunt out! And ground your daughter... Forever..... Unforgivable.

  tjv3  |  10

Well first get proof then get a really good divorce atty . Then kick the wife out of the house. Then find an attorney and get rid of the daughter legally disowned her.

  bamagrl410  |  31

As much as your life sucks, I also think YDI for not being part of your own family. You should have been checking her grades yourself as well as finding out what the money is really spent on.

And $300 on hair? I can understand the phone, but let's get real here...

  StoryOfTheYear  |  13

Keep it up. After you use them study'n skills in college you'll be able to afford a factory of basketballs with a cushy executive job with a corner office.
OP's daughter will be stuck living a lie.

  DjeePee  |  24

All I got for straight A's was nothing :(

Well, this is a true FYL. Now, I see that everyone is pretty harsh to the daughter, but I think we can't judge properly if we don't know her age. She might be twelve. If so, she would be incredibly spoiled, but it might explain why she chose your wife's side (with all the presents) instead of yours. If she's 16... a double FYL.

  kaprookie  |  3

I've gotten straight A's numerous times.
The biggest thing I got was a hug and my family telling me to keep up the good work, and honestly I don't really want more than to know my family is supporting me :)

  chiddy_bang71  |  0

I hate the kids who get tons and tons of money. The most I ever got was a sweatshirt, one that I found out my mom was going to give me for my birthday the next week.

  hysterical  |  1

I feel you guys... Years of straight As and I got squat. $1000 worth of stuff for (presumably) one year, possibly less, of straight As? Clearly there are some serious issues in this family, and the wife's cheating is only one of them.

  lovertolover  |  4

I always have been a straight A student with first class honours and I'm involved in a lot of different positive things and all I get is a "Good job darling. Keep it up."

  WidoWxMakerR  |  0

He can keep the child if the reason or divorce is adultery! Just don't have sex with her now that you know or you can't file user adultery since having sex after knowing the fact is considered forgiveness!

  ohmandapants  |  16

149- sure, you'll pass and graduate but you'll never get anywhere in life why? Because the people with the good grades and work ethic get the good stuff, and the dumb asses like you get the drive thru. Employers aren't looking for minimum effort.

  ohmandapants  |  16

If it was irrelevant to you and your career, you wouldn't have to take those classes. And having a work ethic STARTS at school. You don't just magically get one when you start working. Even of you love your job, you will always be lazy because that's just how you are. Maybe not at first, but it'll happen.

  EmreArslan  |  11

Sorry but 500$ for shoes? Wtf? 300 for a haircut? 200 for a purse??? Seriously YDI for letting ur daughter become a golddigger who doesnt know how to use money and for chosing a bad wife. No jokes intended ur daughter is fked up in the mind for paying that much money for stuff

By  lajaynay  |  15

What a couple of bitches. The daughter for keeping such a secret and using such blackmail to her advantage and your wife for being a disgusting slut who spends your money on her bribes.


well ya gotta think the daughter is in such a bad position... who wants to tell a parent that the other is cheating!!! the mom was completely wrong for putting the kid in that position! the daughter may not of told the mom to give her all that stuff to keep quiet, the mom could of did that to bribe the daughter... now if the daughter did blackmail the mom than ya the daughter is TOTALLY in the wrong..... this whole situation is f'd up!

  theghost1309  |  11

Daughter should have taken the stuff and told her dad what her mom was doing. It's called doing the right thing. And you might as well let the bitch think shes not going to get caught lol.

By  THE_A_TEEN  |  27

Both your wife and daughter are complete assholes. Especially your daughter for keeping your wife's dirty little secret. Fuck them both, try to regain whats left for you op.