Today, after a month of living in a pigsty of an apartment with my roommates, I spent the day cleaning the place out. When everyone returned home, instead of thanking me, all they could do was point out the spots I'd missed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML
Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML
Today, after my landlord announced a "surprise" apartment inspection, I spent the entire night cleaning every room, scrubbing the oven, and organizing closets. The inspector walked in, looked around for 20 seconds, checked for a smoke detector, then left. FML
Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML
Today, my flatmate asked me to wash the large pile of dishes on the bench, and if I would start on cleaning the house which was a total mess. This would have been fine if I hadn't just walked in after being away for a week. FML
Today, my mother called me, telling me how disappointed she was at how I let my room "become such a pigsty." I haven't lived there in three years. FML
Today, my mom asked my siblings and me for help cleaning the kitchen. After working for a half hour while all my siblings sat on the couch, I pointed out that I was the only one working. My mom thanked my siblings for not having attitudes like mine and sent me to my room. FML
Today, I had a big party that left my house really messy. I spent hours cleaning the house until it was spotless. When my parents got home, my dad said, "Did you have fun at the party?" I said, "How'd you know?" and he replied, "You hate cleaning and the house was filthy when we left." FML
Today, I visited my family for spring break because I've been away at college and I haven't seen them since Christmas. Almost as soon as I walked in the door, my mom had me clean the living room area, clean up cat vomit, and do the dishes. Thanks guys... I missed you too. FML
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
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Top comments
Cappiej 18
That's when you hand them a broom
indistructo 3
ur roommates sound like dicks...
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Comments (115)
indistructo 3
ur roommates sound like dicks...
murlocholmes 5
Well we all knows what happens to dicks... They get Bleach put into their drinks!!! Too far..?
EvilPotato 15
Trash the place and tell them to clean it. Then they'll be thankful.
flockz 20
nooooo then they'll be pissed. and then they'll broom slap you.
LiveLaughFML 10
point to their face and say "you have a spot" :D
Keyman1212 14
Some people just can't be thankful.
BagleHead 6
Next time they go out like that, only clean your portion, and pee in theirs
squanmonster 8
Kind of ironic the comment about peeing on stuff has a cat as it's picture
mahomie97 7
Orrr maybe youre the dickk?(:
monkeys1315 0
Don't clean next time and see how they like it then
xohockeyfreak10x 0
I mean you worked hard so... give them some windex and tell them to suck it.
EvilPotato 15
28 noooo because thats when you take the shotgun out.
seanders 10
That's when you hand them a ***** and say "If you don't like it, go **** yourself!":)
mzimaginarium 1
Or maybe the OP was sick of living in a dump.
Cappiej 18
That's when you hand them a broom
Jdimp 1
it's alright. God will reward you. btw you missed a spot
abbyelizabeth 9
Ooh, OP, you missed a spot.
hemz_fml 13
Don't miss anything then, no I'm joking maybe you should tell them to stop whoring themselves out and help you then
cupcakeluver1212 0
At least you thanked yourself..... Tell them To clean up next time
doctor_awesome 8
Yes, because if she hadn't thanked herself, no one would have. Even though thanking yourself means nothing.
chiddy_bang71 0
Why are There random New lines in Your post?
cupcakeluver1212 0
Because Thats How I write Got A Problem
ThreeSheetsGone 12
That Is The Most Ridiculous Thing I Have Ever Seen In My Life Seriously, it's retarded. It makes you look...we'll go with uneducated.
cupcakeluver1212 0
Wow is it really that terrible to be creative and unique. Fine I'll go be plain and uninteresting like everyone else on this.
doctor_awesome 8
Creative? That's not creative. Thats obnoxious. It makes me read like a retard because I have to pause. Every. Single. Word. 'Plain' and 'uninteresting' is just easier, and not to mention more intelligent. Your typing is not unique, its ignorant.
Glitterhinoceros 14
You live with unappreciative assholes. Tell them to get the **** out.
Jamicianprince 1
They are ungrateful bastards
steadycreepin 5
The people that don't do nothing always point out the little things like that. Sorry OP
swimchica22 0
Don't you feel loved
crinx034 0
Cannnn you feeeeeel the loooooove toniiiiiiiiiight
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Stop it guys, you're getting your love all over my face.
marpay 11
That's not all that I'm getting all over your face shrooms. O.O
ThreeSheetsGone 12
*watches from closet and eats popcorn*
FaguIous 22
WHAT IS LOVE? BABY DONT HURT ME DONT HURT ME NO MORE
Sallysaurx 0
That's when you trash the place while they're away, and when they come back hand them a mop and say "It's your turn bitches."
taytoc 10
If u can't beat em. Join em.