Roommates from hell

By ugh - 30/09/2011 19:45 - United States

Today, after a month of living in a pigsty of an apartment with my roommates, I spent the day cleaning the place out. When everyone returned home, instead of thanking me, all they could do was point out the spots I'd missed. FML
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Cappiej 18
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That's when you hand them a broom

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indistructo 3
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ur roommates sound like dicks...

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indistructo 3
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ur roommates sound like dicks...

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murlocholmes 5
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Well we all knows what happens to dicks... They get Bleach put into their drinks!!! Too far..?

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EvilPotato 14
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Trash the place and tell them to clean it. Then they'll be thankful.

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flockz 19

nooooo then they'll be pissed. and then they'll broom slap you.

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LiveLaughFML 10

point to their face and say "you have a spot" :D

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Keyman1212 14
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Some people just can't be thankful.

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BagleHead 6
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Next time they go out like that, only clean your portion, and pee in theirs

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squanmonster 8
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Kind of ironic the comment about peeing on stuff has a cat as it's picture

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mahomie97 7
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Orrr maybe youre the dickk?(:

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monkeys1315 0

Don't clean next time and see how they like it then

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xohockeyfreak10x 0
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I mean you worked hard so... give them some windex and tell them to suck it.

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EvilPotato 14
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28 noooo because thats when you take the shotgun out.

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seanders 10
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That's when you hand them a dildo and say "If you don't like it, go fuck yourself!":)

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mzimaginarium 1

Or maybe the OP was sick of living in a dump.

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Cappiej 18
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That's when you hand them a broom

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Jdimp 1

it's alright. God will reward you. btw you missed a spot

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abbyelizabeth 9
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Ooh, OP, you missed a spot.

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hemz_fml 13
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Don't miss anything then, no I'm joking maybe you should tell them to stop whoring themselves out and help you then

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cupcakeluver1212 0
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At least you thanked yourself..... Tell them To clean up next time

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doctor_awesome 8

Yes, because if she hadn't thanked herself, no one would have. Even though thanking yourself means nothing.

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chiddy_bang71 0
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Why are There random New lines in Your post?

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cupcakeluver1212 0
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Because Thats How I write Got A Problem

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ThreeSheetsGone 12
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That Is The Most Ridiculous Thing I Have Ever Seen In My Life Seriously, it's retarded. It makes you look...we'll go with uneducated.

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cupcakeluver1212 0
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Wow is it really that terrible to be creative and unique. Fine I'll go be plain and uninteresting like everyone else on this.

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doctor_awesome 8

Creative? That's not creative. Thats obnoxious. It makes me read like a retard because I have to pause. Every. Single. Word. 'Plain' and 'uninteresting' is just easier, and not to mention more intelligent. Your typing is not unique, its ignorant.

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Glitterhinoceros 14

You live with unappreciative assholes. Tell them to get the fuck out.

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Jamicianprince 1

They are ungrateful bastards

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steadycreepin 5
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The people that don't do nothing always point out the little things like that. Sorry OP

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swimchica22 0

Don't you feel loved

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crinx034 0

Cannnn you feeeeeel the loooooove toniiiiiiiiiight

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Stop it guys, you're getting your love all over my face.

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marpay 11

That's not all that I'm getting all over your face shrooms. O.O

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ThreeSheetsGone 12
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*watches from closet and eats popcorn*

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FaguIous 22
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WHAT IS LOVE? BABY DONT HURT ME DONT HURT ME NO MORE

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Sallysaurx 0
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That's when you trash the place while they're away, and when they come back hand them a mop and say "It's your turn bitches."

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taytoc 10
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If u can't beat em. Join em.

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