FML : Today, I thought I would make my first trip to the beach. While in the water, I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into...

Today, I thought I would make my first trip to the beach. While in the water, I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into the water to wash the pee off and got stung by another jellyfish. FML

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By Heather - / Sunday 31 May 2009 17:38 / United States

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By cool_berry | 8

#7386855 - Wednesday 11 January 2017 17:33

I hope you know that doesn't really help

By DemCherries | 3

#7423245 - Saturday 11 March 2017 1:07

Peeing on it doesn't really help.

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By cool_berry | 8

#7386855 - Wednesday 11 January 2017 17:33

I hope you know that doesn't really help

By DemCherries | 3

#7423245 - Saturday 11 March 2017 1:07

Peeing on it doesn't really help.

By Andrei I | 9

#7612458 - Saturday 17 March 2018 13:19

you deserved to be stung twice for believing urine alleviates jellyfish stings

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