Today, I found out my husband has been talking to another woman on Facebook. His only defense was, "I thought I deleted the messages." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
Today, I found out my husband sent 3000 friend requests to random women on Facebook. He says it's no big deal and doesn't mean anything. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML
Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML
Today, I found out that my husband wants to leave me. I got the message loud and clear when his girlfriend forwarded me screenshots of all their texts. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
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TheFamilyElf 17
Delete him.
ChrisTheCalm 9
Facebook. Destroying lives since 2008.
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Comments (156)
SqueakyChipmunk 22
You thought wrong, ************.
Zedd_fml 8
Surprise, ************.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Why was this moderated?
MichellinMan 20
DOUBLE MODERATED
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Lol I didn't even get to see what he said. I now blame him for this. Damn you, random person! No but seriously thought. I was responding to the fact that he THOUGHT he'd erased the messages. I said "you thought wrong" followed by a certain profanity that I'm famous for. I just dont know what went wrong.
MichellinMan 20
It's all good, squeaky.
methatguy94 1
Ok, if that was his defense, it's quite a bit sketchy, but talking to an other woman? You sound like hitler if that is an offense. If my girlfriend was upset every time I talk to an other girl, she would not be my girlfriend.
TheMathMajor 26
If he wanted to delete the message, I'm sure it was more than just talking.
jemiller226 13
At least one person is asking what should be the obvious question! You're his girlfriend, not his warden.
sandnsun 7
Everyone says she obviously had a reason to look through his stuff, but from this particular FML it doesn't necessarily mean that she had a reason to. He may have been having harmless conversation with a friend and she may be so jealous that it really may be his only defense. He may have intended to delete the messages because of her jealousy. I have a friend who I can only talk to when his girlfriend isn't around, and we only talk once every few months or so. There's no reason to be jealous of me, and yet she hates me anyway and was accusing me of trying to break them up. Some women are stupid like that
DjeePee 25
Well, there are different forms of talking. The socially acceptable: "Hey, *insert name woman*, long time no see! How's it going?" The marriage wrecker: "Hey, *insert name woman*, would you make up for my unsatisfying sex life by having crappy and pathetic cybersex with me?"
jemiller226 13
Right DjeePee, but OP wrote "talking to," not "hitting on" or even "flirting with". If OP didn't mean what she said, that's not my problem.
fading09 4
We don't know what it was she read though. It could have been talking about how he found the other woman attractive or wishing he could kiss her or something.
CamcAmIaM 10
A prime example of why you shouldn't waste your time with relationships.
Harpy20 24
^nerd-virgin.
heinous966 15
My applause, good sir, for speaking the truth.
CamcAmIaM 10
Ain't nothing wrong with that.
drunkandfml 11
'I thought I deleted our marriage.'
JonniBoyy 2
Never get married boom problem solved. Humans aren't monogamous.
Harpy20 24
More like, "douchebags aren't monogamous." [If there are species of animals that are mates/companions for life, surely the human race can do it.]
thugzy510 0
Stop trolling - 41
Lycanian 3
Technically, he wasn't cheating. I'm sure you talk to other men everyday, OP. So YDI for being insecure. Then again, if he tried to cover up.... Not only did you deserve it, but your life sucks too. Sorry! :3
Harpy20 24
Convoluted. Tards are running on all cylinders today.
one11oh 2
dont jump to conclusion for all we know OP could be over reacting. Well either way the answer "I thought i deleted those messages" isn't gonna make anything better lol
kittycat2007 18
And..... so what? Need more info. Talking isn't a crime.
john443 5
No, but the fact that Op's husband said "I thought I deleted the messages" kinda makes it sound like something a little more than talking.
jemiller226 13
Or he knew that OP would blow everything completely out of proportion no matter what.
ziggystar69 3
Stay out of his business? And he wouldn't need to talk to these girls ic you did your job right
Futacy 30
Wow, someone's paranoid. Relax OP, the internet was meant for communication, that's just how people use it. It's not like your husband and his internet friend will ever run off and get married.