By dork - 16/07/2009 20:32 - United States

Today, I found out my class was attempting to raise money for me through a bake sale because some girl spread a false rumor that I was raped and that my father was going to disown me. The whole school believes it and my biology teacher took me aside and asked if I needed someone to confide in. FML
I agree, your life sucks 67 095
You deserved it 3 107

Same thing different taste

Top comments

tubaguy42 0

wow, what a bitch. hope you get her back. at least there's good news: a lot of people care about you


americayay 0

yes, but now she gets all that pity money.

persiancutie 0

grab the pity money get revenge from the girl who started all of this then bring your father to school and act all nice together that'll show em (:

That's just rude. You don't spread rumours like that!

what's the fml part? some people spend their whole lives look for the attention youre going to be getting. plus, you get pity money. sounds like a winrar to me.

icertainlysuck 0

Id hire someone to rape that stupid bitch

How does she ******* ydi that's retarded as shit

nikigustapie, firstly it's embarrassing to explain to everyone that they were lied to; secondly people will get the wrong idea about her probably decent, loving father; third of all, who would accept money from volunteers under false pretenses? I'd feel overwhelmed and infuriated at the liar who started it all. Yeah, it's nice to know that people care, but think of the consequences.

tubaguy42 0

wow, what a bitch. hope you get her back. at least there's good news: a lot of people care about you

Imawhalerider 0

Physical revenge is for the stone ages, suing for damages is the modern revenge cycle. You can get a lot of money from the laws made by sissies. Plus the court system is messed up and crude, exploit every cent until we are forced to make solid changes in our over dramatic, over protectionalistic and protection of sensitive people. The 'fairness committee' made by weak humans creates laws that somehow if someone makes you cry, you can get money from that person.

totally irrelevant to their post, and nice job making up words.

sugar_bear 0

#106 what the hell are you talking about?

i think he's saying to sue so to exploit the system and try and make them change the laws so it's not so easy... maybe? idk

Yeah the upside is you found out how much ur teacher and classmates care about u... And since u said "bake sale" I assume at best u're in high school but probably middle school and in that case u can't sue. But I hope to see her repost of ur revenge, "Today some girl got me back for a horrible thing I did..."

it wouldnt get moderated cause everyone would think its a YDI

fxdxhk90 0

Kick the girls ass, but your biology teacher is a good person, don't place fault on him.

yeah, when this actually happens to someone I hope their kindness doesnt dwindle

StarrieyedFML 0

It's called summer school dumbass. Because funny story... I'M IN SCHOOL. -_- ****** retards, I swear.

lendmeyourteeth 0

he cant just say that cuz then everyone will be mad at him for makign them go through all this even though it wasnt his fault it will be seen as his >_>

tubaguy42 0
lendmeyourteeth 0

lol y would people be mad at her because someone made a rumor about him..? she kinda deserves it though, for not saying it was a lie sooner he obviously knew before they started a fund && all this

Cloudy_fml 0

I don't see how it's obvious that she knew beforehand... And who is "he"? The op and the rumor-starter are both female.

i didnt bother looking at the gender of the op >_> nao that i do i see its a gurl but the same situation applies. shes doomed no matter what she does. rawr

lendmeyourteeth 0

lol someone would probably talk to her before starting to raise money.. and someone would probably ask if she was ok

authorkid 2

I would just make my parents buy us a new house far away and spend the money there :D

really? she clearly said that everyone believed the person that spread it and don't you think she tried that??

Just tell that some dumb bitch made it up? It's worse if you accept the money. This isn't an fml.

fosizzlemynizzlE 0

only problem is with that is that people who actually have been raped often deny it ever happening. the OP is in a pretty awkward position right now, i'd just take the money and publicly donate it to somebody

Agreed. THe more the OP denies it, the more it will confirm it in people's minds.

Yep, there's no real way to deny it. It's kinda like in "Life in Brian" where Brian tries to deny being the Messiah. You need to get the person who started this rumour to come clean. This is serious.

well she could clear up the rumors if her dad comes out and denies allegations that she was raped AND that he'll disown her. It could work... but this fml doesn't make much sense... if so many people know about it, then wouldn't there be a police investigation? then it could be resolved if she tells the police the truth and they find evidence to prove she's never been raped (or not find evidence to the contrary)

find out who it is and tell the principal, thats not somethign to joke about

bangtank 0

wait. its july. how are you in school in july? it says you're in washington.

tubaguy42 0

you've never heard of summer classes?

GabriLee 0

Or that people write Today in front of all their FMLs... Or maybe it's a possibility that the poster is 40 and it happened 25 years ago but they desperately want an FML posted?

sounds like Ferris Bueller's Day Off where they were trying to raise money for Ferris's fake illness.