Today, I found out my class was attempting to raise money for me through a bake sale because some girl spread a false rumor that I was raped and that my father was going to disown me. The whole school believes it and my biology teacher took me aside and asked if I needed someone to confide in. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had to attend a meeting with my parents, my teacher, and my bully and his parents. When we started, my bully "broke down" and "tearfully" told the teacher that I was the one bullying him, and that he was getting blamed to cover it all up. They believed him. FML
Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML
Today, I asked my school counselor in strict confidence for advice on how to help a friend of mine, who has bulimia. When I got home, I found out that "someone" had called my parents and told them that I'm bulimic. They won't believe the truth. FML
Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal showed me a video of two guys fighting in the school parking lot. I'm accused of being one of those guys. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I discovered that my supposed 'friend' was spreading rumours about me and my other friends. We confronted her, but then she started crying and playing the victim so everyone would feel sorry for her, then spread more rumours. My friends and I have done nothing to her. FML
Today, I found out that the reason all my former friends believed a bunch of rumors about me was because the person they were hearing them from was my former roommate. For two years I wondered why they didn't just ask me, now I know it's because they thought if anyone would know the truth, it would be her. UGH. FML
Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML
Today, I found out that our neighbors told almost everyone on our street that I was mentally handicapped. All this time I wasn't sure why they would speak slowly and loudly at me. Now they won't believe me when I tell them I'm a 4.0 GPA student. FML
Today, I learned my son has been picking on a girl he has a crush on. He apparently went too far, because she finally snapped and beat him up at recess. The teacher, who knew about this from the beginning and actively did nothing, is trying to throw me under the bus for being oblivious to my son's behavior. FML
Today, the principal of my school asked me if I had practice. Knowing he's gullible, I said yes. I came home to find him and my mom having sex. FML
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Top comments
tubaguy42 0
wow, what a bitch. hope you get her back. at least there's good news: a lot of people care about you
redmusketeer 1
wow that is really messed up!
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thtnerdykid 0
Today, I Read The Above FML. I Realized That If This Happened To Me, No One Would Give A Shit. FML
kittykatt 0
Today, I spread a horrible rumor about a girl I hate to make her life miserable. Instead, the whole school is trying to raise money for her, giving her their sympathy, and she is the center of attention. FML
cljc 1
mm, i think the same...
TheUnnamedOne 0
yes...what #42 said
ddrluna 2
Today, I realized that I capitalize the first letter in every word of the sentence. FML
premiermois 5
^ this would make a good FML story.
fiicere 5
Yeah... not anymore, but in my high school... On the bright side, you know your schoolmates care about you, at least a little.
imameankid 0
@42 Yeah, I agree. I couldn't see my former classmates doing this for someone. OP: FYL that it happened, but be happy you have a school full of people who actually give a damn.
Da_Gov 0
tell the truth after you get the money!!!
kangaroo62 2
well at least you know that they care about you
ElMundio87 0
Give the money to a charity for rape victims.
afj67 0
that's a really ****** up thing to do, but at least your class and your teacher care about you enough to do something to help. that is rare indeed and you should be thankful for that. but still, it sucks that you have to deal with that rumor.
goodtimesx2 0
that sucks. But you should wait until the bake sale is over, get all the money, and then tell them that all of this wasnt true. Then you get the money and they finally understand!
kaelendra 0
definitely tell the truth and don't take the money plus rat the girl out who did it - she's got severe issues after all thinking saying stuff like that's alright. unfortunately you'll never be able to make everyone believe you and so I'd make sure to tell your parents about it and talk with them about it as things continue. unfortunately these kinds of rumors do happen and often result In the victims family having to move in the end.
18legalawesome 0
Tell the truth and see if you can give the funds to a battered women's shelter.
kira1kira 0
she's a bitch