Not a biology major By Anonymous - 27/10/2019 04:00 Today, I found out my boyfriend ate glitter. When I asked him why he would do such an insane thing, he replied, "I wanted my jizz to sparkle." FML I agree, your life sucks 1 644 You deserved it 259 Tweet Share
What a moron! The alimentary canal is not connected to the reproductive system. If he wants his jizz to sparkle, he has to inject glitter directly into his testicles...like I do.
Dump him. You're too good for him. There's no coming back from something that stupid.