What a moron! The alimentary canal is not connected to the reproductive system. If he wants his jizz to sparkle, he has to inject glitter directly into his testicles...like I do.

Dump him. You're too good for him. There's no coming back from something that stupid.

Just curious, did he tell you or did you see glitter on him? If the latter I'd ask what the stripper's name was.

Oh wow....what a dummy. How does he get through life??

The man is a visionary

Like that joke—why are jelly beans better than men??? They come in different colors...

I am sorry, but that's f*cking hilarious!!! He's an idiot, but that's pretty funny mate....