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invent the next bomb they gotta beliwve u then!
of COURSE, we could TOTALLY use another one o' those, you dumbass.
cookie bomb? in that case, no cookies for you, cause you rejected the idea >:0
I know you are 0.5 GPA in typing
133 how can you have a grade point AVERAGE in just one class? you must have drepped out before your first report card.
Judgmental people. Ew.
Haha WTF? But you shouldn't care what they think. If they truly believe you're a retard then they're idiots.
Ya, and as your a 4.0 student, your probably smarter than they are anyways.
Break down their door and wreck their house! No one can blame you because they think your mentally Handicap.
You're an idiot If you think a mentally challenged individual wouldn't think to do that. Because quite frankly If you make a mentally challenged person mad enough they will do more then break down your door and wreck your house.. Matter fact I think you need to watch what you post, unless you like having your butt hole savaged by a huge retardo helmet..
yeah hes gonna watch what he posts because some random threatened him over the internet.
#76 is a flaming ignorant asshole. Don't threaten him and try to make yourself feel better about your life. Unless your a Special Ed teacher, stfu.
haha loser who actually replies when people on Fml insult them lol you a loser. get a life!
Horrible attempt at a troll joke.
Reminds me of that one Family Guy episode where Peter takes an IQ test and finds out he is mentally retarded. So he uses it to his advantage and barges into everyone's stall in the women's restroom and blames it on him being retarded.
Just say no matter what they do, you will always be smarter than them. :)
I don't believe you either...
I don't believe you either...
Use it to your advantage. Ask for donations to your toothpaste cap top screwing employer.
What about his ass-wiper? Poor fella :(
man, why are you complaining. here's another classic moment to take advantage of a situation. so many things you can do and get away with it. you can go to the bathroom outside, walk into their homes and take what you want from their fridg. parade around naked... possibilities are endless. if you really have a 4.0 you should have figured this out on your own.
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Break down their door and wreck their house! No one can blame you because they think your mentally Handicap.
Judgmental people. Ew.